sleepless nights,
puppy love,
tear-stained faces,
conflicting feelings,
late night phone calls,
how did all of this stem from a single, impulsive decision to text a stranger?
WHERE Ray McCoy's boredom and impulsive decision to text her "number neigh...
OKA IM ST WORK I WORK AT STARBUCKS AND IM SIOPOSED TO BE TAKING MY BREAK RIGHT NOW BUT I GO TO GET ONE OF THE CUPS THATWE USE FOR CUSTOMERS DRINKS SO I CAN GET SOME WATER AND THERES A F***ING SNAKE IN IT
Bone Man what??
THERES A F***IGN SNAKE IN THE CUP I DINT KNOW WHAT TOD O
Bone Man WHAT WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME??
I DONT KNWO WHAT FO DO WHAT THE F*** AM I MEANT TO DO IN A SITUATION LIKE THEI
Bone Man GET YOUR MANAGER? GET THE SNAKE OUT?
MY MANAGER IS BUSY II CANT HES SMALL HES GONNA FREAKINF DO SOMETHING MAN
Bone Man okay calm down just pick up the snake and take him outside
I CANF HES GONNA FREAKING BITE ME HE MIGHT BE VENOMOUS
Bone Man take the cup outside and put him out there
I CANT DUDE HES SO SMALL HES JUST GONNA JUMP OUT AND THENWE WILL HAVE A BIGGER PROBLEM ON OUR HANDS HES SO SMALL HES TINY HES LIKE A BABY I DONT WANNA HURT HIM
Bone Man is anyone there that can help you???
NO IM THE ONLY ONE ON BREAK HERE EVERYONE ELSE IS WORKING OH MY GOD HE MOVED DID HE S*** DID HE TAKE A S*** IN THE CUP WHAT IS THAT OH MY GOD SHOULD I TAKE HIM HOME???? SHOULD I KEEP HIM AS A PET??? WHAT THE F*** AM I MEANT TO DO WITH A F***INF SNAKE I CANT TAKE CAREOF HIM I CAN BARELY KEEP MY HOUSEPLANTS ALIVE OH MY FOD I HAVENT WATERED BEATRICE IN A WEEK OH MY GOD BEATRICE MY BABY I HOPE SHES OKAY
Bone Man WHO THE F*** IS BEATRICE? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??
SHES MY HOUSEPLANT DUMBA** MY BABY OH GOD I HAVE TO WATER HER WHEN I GET HOME
Bone Man IS THE SNAKE STILL IN THE F***ING STARBUCKS CUP????
YES OH YM GOD I FORGOT ABOUT HIM FOR A SECOND SEE I CANTTAKE CARE OF A SNAKE
Bone Man THEN JUST PUT HIM OUTSIDE??
HES GONNA F***ING BITE ME WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
Bone Man oh my god okay put a piece of paper over the top and then take him out
A PICE OF OAPER? WAIT wait that's actually a good idea OKAY IM LOOKING FOR PAPER IM JUST GONNA HAVE T USE RECEIPT PAPER oh my god IM SHAKING OKAY IM GONNA TAKE HIM OUT NOW PRAY FOR ME
Bone Man sending my thoughts and prayers to you and the snake
HES F***INH OUT HES OUT OH MY GOD I DID IT SAY YAY FOR ME BONE MAN
Bone Man YAY FOR YOU
oh my god I kind of miss him now maybe I should've kept him we could have become snake parents together </3 I named him Geraldine
Bone Man why am I the snake dad
bc you helped me with him oh my god I want to be a snake parent now I'm partial to lizards but a snake would be almost the same I wanna be a snake parent </3 we could've been like that one scene from spongebob where spongebob and patrick are like all dressed up and pushing that sea scallop around in a carriage
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