Creative Insults

GENERAL (can be used on almost anyone)

AN: I know there's a lot of "I hopes" and I don't care take it or leave it
———————————-
(I will probably add more later)

Your Mom should've swallowed

I hope I family of mosquitoes decides to feast on you.

I hope you step on ice with socks on

I hope you find crumbs in your bed

I hope you choke on the left out toothpaste that's on the cap when you don't close it

I hope your mom finds your cum sock

I hope your cat throws a hair ball on you in your sleep

I hope you get a really bad sunburn

I hope a monster gets shoved up you ass because your head seems to be up there too

shit i can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and their statements are still smarter then you

Stfu you fucking over-due abortion

you should see a doctor about that, no ones brain should be that fucked up

Don't test me I will hide your remote

Even with my glasses you still look dumb as fuck

I hope your charger only works from a certain angle

You're an inspiration for birth control