1: soulmate 😈

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In a world, where when you turn 13 you see a color appear on your wrist, where itll be the color of your soulmates eye color.
Tot woke up on their birthday, seeing black on their wrist, Tot immediately bursted into tears, stomping their feet.
They whined and their mom, Sogpant, cradled them, and Tot had to get ready for school.

—- 2 years later —-

Tot has cried everyday, and while in class, they wiped their tears and dropped their book. They went down to grab it then a wrist with dark blue leaned down and grabbed their book.
Tot looked up and there it was, a ugly ass box.
"your eye color!" Tot yelled
"Why are you crying?"
"Your eye color!"
"What about it?"
"It's-its black!"
"And yours is-" Quby stuttered "is dark blue!"
"Oh my god! I'm Tot!"
"I've heard, I'm Quby"
Quby reached out their hand and they shook hands.

Tot walked up, holding Sogpants hand, before reaching Quby.
Quby sobbed uncontrollably, and got their dress all wet, pressing against them showing a very ugly tattoo of cartman from South Park.
"I can't believe! Babe!"
"Tot..... you look soo good!!"
Tot blushed and look at the ground, digging their right foot into the ground shyly.
"Oh shucks, you know I always look my best for you, sweetie!"
"Ahem.." the pastor, Ghost, coughed into their hand, and continued.
"Today we wed Quby and Tot, wassup tot"
"Stfu" Quby said
"Sorry! And vow number one1:"
Quby turned to the audience to speak, balls in your jaws instrumental ringing out, they opened up their mouth and burped, excusing themself then saying.
"Tot, when I first saw dark blue on my wrist, I was so happy! Dark blue is such a pretty color!"
"Okay, totttt it's ur turnnn!!"
"Ghostieeee it's ur turn to speeakkkk"
"Nooooo it's ur turn"
"STFU!" Quby yelled
"Sorry! Quby, when I saw black on my wrist, i cried, I cried for two years until I met you at school, then I stopped crying."
"Why did you cry?"
"The color black scares me"
Ghostie interrupted them
"tot, it's time for you to kiss the.... bride?"
Tot leaned in, and Quby moved to the side, and Tot started making out with Qubys cut in ear.
Quby giggled, as if it tickled.

The two once they got home, watched all of the Star Wars movie holding hands, until the sweat of their hands got morphed together and they got stuck.
They called the ambulance but couldn't pay for it, and couldn't drive, and all of their friends and family were busy.
So they just lived like that, until Tot died of a penile infection, and Quby carried around Tots shriveled up jelly-bean sized dead body for 20 years, before it fell off.
You might think that was a long time, and how is Quby alive? Well that's because Quby is alive, and people with black eyes are immortal.
That's why Tot cried, because they realized Quby would live with Tot forever, which is a long time.

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 13, 2021 ⏰

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