A human and a chalaca

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It was the second interesting class of the day, abominations, of corse under Oracle. The teacher was insulting a students abomination for having to many toes. "I swear the biggest abominations are all of you. If the next person fails then it's homework for a month." The teacher said
Everyone groaned
"Next is-" "I could go abomination rise" amity interrupted as her abomination came to life and did a ballerina pose.
"Haha amity you know I save the best two for last. Willow park your up" the teacher says
"Oh great homework for a month" someone said
"Come on Willow, you got it" I said
"Um, abomination, rise" she said
Then a skinny Latina girl came out with abomination goop on her. "A human, what is she doing here" I whispered so no one heard
But in my mind something seemed familiar of the Latina in goop. I just can't put my finger on it. "Can it speak" the teacher asked
He's buying it. God damn Willow this is a perfect yet stupid plan at the same time. "Um..I may be your abomination but...your my... mom-ination" the girl said
Everyone cooed at that. Seriously how is everyone a idiot. I look over to amity and I can see she is boiling with anger. Probably knows it's fake but not a human. "Aww nice word play. We have a new second best under Joseph Taurus" the teacher said grabbing amity's star.
"Willow part now has a a+" the teacher said giving the star to her
I could see that the human is looking at me like she knows me for some reason. I didn't get to know most humans since I was mainly in Camilla's home. So how does she know me. The bell screams and I grab my guitar and my small jar as I put it on my belt with my guitar on my back. "Amity come on" I said
Amity was stuffing stuff forcefully into her bag as she was coming towards me. "Amity don't let your anger get you. Just stay calm and collected. Most failure comes from people who lashes out with anger" I said
God I sounded like mother and father now. "I know. But you could clearly see that was a fake abomination" amity said
"Yes amity only a fool falls for that but still. Find solutions to the problem then choose the best one that has no consequence to you" I said
Yep really sound like mom and dad
"Ok, your right, your always right" amity says
"No not always, I was wrong to trust Mother and Father. People make mistakes but they bounce back knowing what not to do" I said
"Yes. So the main solution is show that willows abomination is fake with proof" amity said running off
"No amity it's not but your already gone. Great this is going to kick me in the back later on" I said
"TAURUS" someone yelled
I look rover to see that Emira and Edric are waving me to come over. I sit down with another set of oysters. "You called" I smirked
"Yes we did, but what are those they look good" Emira said
"Yeah learned from my mom to make these In my home town" I said eating one
"Can we try" Edric asked
"Yeah sure just don't eat the shell, just the meat inside" I warned eating another one
They eat the inside. Everything was good until there faces started to become red. "Oh my gosh it's so hot how do you eat these" Emira wheezed drinking some water while Edric was pouring gallons of apple blood in his mouth. "Well when a guy can breath fire nothings hot" I said blowing a small blue flame
They both look at me strangely. "What is something on my mouth" I said
"I-oh no it's nothing" Edric said
"I know little weird but hey it makes for a cool party trick" I said
"Yeah one that can burn people badly right"Emira stated
"Yeah it could but I would never use it for that. Only used these flames for food or if absolutely necessary" I said
They both look at each other and nod. "Alright just making sure since you know there's someone on the isles murdering people" Emira said
"Oh that sounds bad hopefully they catch him" I said
"At every crime scene there is always blue flames left behind" Edric said
I froze, do they think it's me. I mean it technically to the naked eye it is but it's him. Murdering innocent people. I only do the people that either connect to my death or business partners that are valuable to Mother and Father's company. "So your saying it's me then" I ask
"No we know you, you wouldn't murder someone. Your a fungi" Edric says making a pun
Me and Emira both look at him like he's a idiot. "Edric even though that is sweet of you to say that about me, never make a pun like that again" I say
"Yes Edric please, I don't really want to be embarrassed like that so do kindly shut up unless it's not a pun" Emira said
Then the bell screams. "Oh looks like it's time for our next class see you tonight Joseph, can't wait to see Oden again" They both say walking away
"Yep can't wait for y'all to see him" I said
I then walk off to Oracle class. The thing that sucks about this class is that the lunch room is at one part of the school and Oracle is at the other end of it. "This is way to much walking for a classroom" I said tired.
I then hear the slamming of doors and yelling. The one thing I heard from all of it was "run luz"
"Luz, what is she doing here" I said as I see her running down the halls with her goop stained self
"I bet Camilla is worried right now, hopefully I don't get the chalaca for this" I said rubbing a part of my head where I got hit by that devilish weapon
I then see bump and amity running after her with Willow trying to slow them down. "Great just what I needed today. At least I don't have to go at the other end of school if I help them" I said
I then open the lid of the pot on my belt revealing abomination goop. "Abomination come forth" I command as the abomination formed into a horse
It's mane is made of my flames with its hoofs are on fire. I get on. "Hya" I yell as it starts to run with great speed to the battle
I catch up easily and jump over bump and amity. "Sup bumpy" I said
"Oh I swear Taurus wait till I retire" bump cursed
"You know that day won't come anytime soon" I said
I then land and get in front of Willow and luz. "Long time no see Willow" I said
"Joseph what are you doing" Willow whisper yelled as I get next to the two with my abomination going back in the pot. "Oh nothing just saving y'all's buts while trying not to face punishment from an angry latina" I said
"What's a latina" Willow ask
"Your human friend knows" I said
Then a abomination head was thrown at us. Before it could do anything I shoot a lightning bolt at it. "How do you know what a latina is" luz ask
"Had to stay with one a while in the human world. Didn't you have one at one time" I ask shooting a rock pillar spell at another abomination
"Yeah but he left a while back" luz said
I put my arms in the air. "Here I am luz" I said sarcastically
"ODEN THATS YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR AND WHERES YOUR SCAR AND BLIND EYE" luz was saying a million questions at once
"One is Joseph Taurus right now. Two simple make up and contacts. And I still can't see" I said whipping a abomination shaped in a chain against a couple of abominations
"What are you two talking about I thought oden was a blight" Willow interrupted
"I'll explain that tomorrow once we get out of this mess" I said
I then see a door but it's blocked by abominations. "Willow can you still do that plant magic you showed amity as a kid" I ask
"How do you-" "JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION" I yelled
"YES" Willow said
"We'll do it then" I said holding off more abominations
"Well there are no plants around to do" Willow said
"Wait I do have something" luz said
She digged into her pocket and pulled out a slime ball.
"I don't know if this is of any use but I have it" luz said
"Luz this greasy slime ball is what I need" Willow said
"What" me and luz said
"It's a seed. A seed that can use plant magic with" Willow explains
"Ooh" me and luz say
"Now if luz is to get out of here we need that door open" Willow states
"I got that you just worry about my sister and bumpy" I said with blue flames on my fist
"SISTER AMITY IS YOUR SISTER" luz yelled
"Yeah yeah luz now let's just get out before I have a big red mark from a chalaca thrown at me later on" I shudder
She nods and Willow starts to destroy abominatons with plant vines and hold the two back. "Luz get on my back" I command
She climbed on. "Go Nobel steed" luz says
"Yes ma'am" I said as I punch the ground and blue flames disintegrated all the abominations and I ran to the door. "RIP AND TEAR" I yell as I obliterated the door to shreds
"I mean did you have to break the door down" luz asked
"No but I just wanted to do that for a while. Watched to many Rambo movies" I said as I put luz down
"Aren't you coming. There going to get you" luz said
"Yeah but I am friends with ole bumpy boy in there. And if you stay they will dissect you so yeah you kinda have to go" I said
"But will I see you again" luz asked
"Yeah I'll find you. Just gotta take care of things as Joseph Taurus before Oden Blight comes back fully. Alright you little witch" I said poking her nose
"Alright alright, I'll see you later Oden" luz said
She then hugged me. "Yeah yeah, I gotta come back to annoy ya some how" I said hugging back
She then went off to the woods. "Funny how things come back around. Right bump" I said turning around
"Yes Oden, so that human. You know her" bump ask
"Yeah. Her and her mom helped me when I was in the human world since I 'died'. So I know them pretty well." I said
"Hmm interesting. So you know where she is going" bump asked
I laughed a little. "No but even if I did, I wouldn't tell you since I made a promise to her mom to protect her when needed" I said folding my arms over my chest
Bump out his hands up in defense. "No no, I get that. Besides you have helped me multiple times four years ago so I am in dept to you" bump said
"No, it's just what a friend would do for another" I said
He nods. I look at my watch. "Well I'm gonna get prepared. I'm supposed to reunite Emira and Edric with oden since I know him so I'm off" I said
"But what about the door" bump said
"Get amity to do it for extra credit. You know she loves that" I said running off
"Oh Titian why do I have to deal with her" bump said
He looked down at a calendar on his wrist. "Only seven thousand more years bump then retirement" bump sighed as amity showed up to ask for extra credit

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