Spray bottle x remote

Getting thrown away

Hey I'm a spray bottle and my owners just threw me out..... I'm sad I feel empty inside and I am empty inside sense there's nothing left inside of me I'm a a trash place Walking around and there no one else here who can move around like em but then I heard someone or soemthing trying to get out I would help them b-but you see I have no arm I'm just a spray bottle but he got out or she and I was like "hey"
It was a remote he looked at me back
"Hey" mumbled the remote
"You can talk" said the spray bottle
"Y-yea, and you can to" spoke the remote
"You Wanan walk around together" said the spray bottle
"Yea totally" said the remote
We then continue walking and talking what happen to each other, his owner got a whole new TV set and remote so he git thrown away
We were both boys and lonely but we saw a box so we decided to head In there.
"Ah it's so chilly" said the remote
"It is isn't it" said the spray bottle
Man fuck this shit imma make them fuck