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one day Shrek come to your house 


"omg u so hot" He said


you come smooch him 



"u wanna marry me, seggsy" He asked




" omg yassssss" u say




time skip 3 seconds




HEre comes da bride all dressed in white here comes da groom all dressed in poo


"less make a baba gal" shreck say as fiona look at him now crying 


wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


"bish shut tf up" u say



"ok sugaer dadday"




they do IT now u need to pee when u pee a human-ogre thingy magigy cumes out of u 




skrekkyyyyy yy we have a baba galllllll u say


nuuuu i wnted a baba boi


too bad 



less make a baba boi



then a magical donkey appears





here u go u have baba boi




yayyyyy


less eat the baba boi and gorl 


yummmmmm



they eat da boi and gorl 




ymmy shrecj say


then gru come to me house





free minions cuz i hate deez



ok more food u say





u both eat then die





the end 


credits








shreck



u




donkey




fiona





baba gal





baba boi





gru




minion dude






thank u i know i da best author NOW PLSSSSS VOTE  TNGCBFRYGUHIJF



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