Fruity~ (Farmer x Horror)

C01: Sup Bitch

Ah, yes I am tired but eh I refuse to sleep rn. I really don't feel like making the text good or anything because it's frustrating when you're forced to use a tablet. Anyway, have fun with a short chapter. 

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Horror's POV:

As I lounge around in my bed in the mansion, I recall the day of the truce between the star sanses and the bad guys. Although it was only months ago, it felt like it was yesterday- god damn that truce sucked ass. In a way, though, I couldn't help but feel free to do as I wished like exploring the multiverse without getting attacked by those retards. I could vandalize shit, steal food from grocery stores, beat a pregnant whore- oh wait that's a bit too far., Eat a baby in front of it's ma, reck crack kids in a game of nerf, beat an orphan, sell homeless kids on the black market, beat a pregnant whore- oh wait did I already say that? Anyway, I feel free now. 

I thought more what I could do but most of it is just illegal. I just grew bored later on. Oh, I forgot I could explore the multiverse now. I got up, grabbing my axe. At least some of my ideas were legal but still dirty fun. I grabbed a nearby nerf gun, loading it up and wore a belt containing nerf bullets I can reload with. I laugh maniacally. 

Teleporting to Littletale, the Sans there stared at me as I chuckle looking at him smugly. I aimed the gun at him forcing him to realize what I was gonna do. He ran as I fired bullets at him. (LMFAO)"Papyruuuuss!!!!" He shouted, catching the other mini's attention. "You can't run from me, pal!!" I cackled. He screeched as I caught up to him. Once I fired at the other kinders, they began to screech too, running in all directions. L! Undyne tried firing spears but they were weak as fuck. Every child that got in my way either got trampled or tortured by nerf bullets. Not gonna lie, but it must suck being as young as these kids. It must be traumatizing that when they go to the store, they get PTSD at the sight of a friggin nerf gun. When I ran out of bullets, I stood there looking at the traumatized kids all sobbing and whimpering from the wrath of the nerf bullets. "Well damn, I ran out of bullets." I looked behind me and saw Gaster staring at me. I waved at him, not wanting any bullshit. I teleported away.

This time, it was an AU that I was curious about since we've never actually been on a mission there. It was Farmtale. I stepped further upon the meadow in which had galloping horses nearby. Behind the horses, appeared a barn next to a farmhouse. I noticed cows in the fenced area. My grip on my axe became stronger, me drooling for meat.

I ran closer and stopped, getting a much closer look to see if the farmer was out. Since I didn't see him out, I darted towards the barn and hopped the fence. I swung my axe at one of the cows, killing it. It collapsed, I knelt down and took a whiff. My hunger couldn't take it anymore, I sliced the carcass of the cow and started eating desperately.

FARMER'S POV:

After placing the milk in the fridge, I went outside. Suddenly, I heard the calling of the cows but something was wrong... 

I rushed over frantically checking on them only to see a skeleton eating one of my cows.

"HEY, YOU!! WHO the HELL do ya THINK YOU ARE!!?" I yelled. It seemed to have caught his attention. He lifted his head up, revealing a horrific figure that resembled.. a version of me but freakier. Blood covered his mouth and the surrounding areas. "Tch, a carnivore.." He responded. This just pissed me off further. I walked over and grabbed his arm and hauled him up. "Get yer flat ass outta here n' stay the fuck away from my animals, ya got that?" I threatened. "Heheheh. I ain't afraid of you, after all you're more like prey ta me n' smaller too" "size don't matter here, jackass." I let go of his arm, he suddenly lunged at me and swung his axe. I swiftly dodge the axe but unfortunately not him. He pinned me down. "Apparently it starting to now!" He joked. I got my right arm free and grabbed the hole in his head and tugged on it, seemingly hurting him as he groaned and yelled in pain. He got off, grabbing his head which started leaking blood. I took the chance to leap out from under him. He suddenly grabbed my leg. "Oh NO YOU DON'T YA LITTLE SHIT!" He yelled, holding a tight grip on my ankle. I yelped in pain as his grip got much tighter, cracking it. He grabbed the hood of my jacket and pulled me back, pinning me back down. He stared right into my soul piercingly and grinned but it was a pissed off grin. "You'll pay for that, farmer boy." He growled. He went and bit me, sticking his teeth into my shoulder as I yelped in pain, bleeding. He bit further until it became a chunk of bone of three kinds that could've been bitten off and eaten. I couldn't pull free from his hands and my wrists were cracking from his ever so tight grip he had. I cried in pain, his waist was so low to the ground I couldn't kick him off me.

As he bit further, the blood kept leaking out. I yelped more as the pain got more intense.  He then tightened his grip on my wrists more, cracking them completely as I screamed in pain. I begged for him to let me go but he didn't budge. Finally, after a few more minutes, he got off. "That was tasty~" he smirked. He then licked his mouth, chuckling. He then grabbed my cracked ankle, dragging me. He dragged me down and tossed me into the barn, me groaning from the impact brought into my shoulder. I tried getting up but the damaged shoulder pain became unbearable within every slightest of movement made. He the pinned me into the wall behind me. "Don't think I wasn't finished yet, farmer boy." He giggled.

In a swift motion, he swung his axe above my head, frightening me. He chuckled. "Gotcha~" he teased. From there, he punched me. I spat out blood from every hit I took. He then grabbed my injured shoulder, squeezing it as I screamed in pain. I was then knocked out.

When I finally woke up, the freak and my cow were gone. 'dammit' I thought.  If I were stronger and more experienced in combat, then I would have won already. When I got up, a pain shot up my shoulder. I groaned and winced. "I really need to get this patched up." I told myself.