Yo mammas so fat her portrait fell off the wall
Yo mammas so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning
Yo mammas so stupid she got fired from a blow job
Yo mammas like a refrigerator meat goes in and out all day
Yo mammas so ugly I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application
Yo mammas so old her birth certificate is in roman numarals
Yo mammas so fat the only exercise she get is when she chases the ice cream truck
Yo mammas so fat she has more china than a Chinese phone book
Yo mammas so fats he sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight
Yo mammas so fat that she don't need the Internet she's already world wide
Yo mammas so fat that when I ran out of gas trying to drive around her
Yo mammas so fat when she twerks she became a wrecking ball
Yo mammas so fat every time she walks she does the Harlem shake
Yo mammas so fat she's on both sides of the family
Yo mammas so fat I bumped into her and said sorry my mistake and she said did you just say steak
Yo mammas so fat she has mass whether the Higgs boson exists or not
Yo mammas so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose
Yo mammas so greasy and fat she uses bacon as a band aid
Yo mammas fat she has two watches one for each time zone she's in
Yo mammas so fat that when she fell down the stairs I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up
Yo mammas so fat she went to McDonalds tripped over Burger King and landed on Wendy's
Yo mammas so fat all she wanted for Christmas is to see her feet
Yo mammas so stupid she asked you what the number for 911
Yo mammas so fat she went outside in a yellow raincoat and people yelled taxi
Yo mammas has a short arm she can't even applaud
Yo mammas so dumb that the psychic friends only charge her half price to read her mind
