Cramps are B*tch | ☑

Key words: Funcked up (that F word we all know) 

Biscuits (Female dog) 

"Cramps don't hurt THAT much!" 

That is where he should've known he funcked up. Raven and Starfire stared at Beast Boy in disbelief. Robin spit out his morning coffee and Cy just dropped his Bacons. 

"My bacons!" Cyborg cried in misery, but we have a bigger problem here. 

"What do you mean 'Cramps don't hurt that much'!?" Raven asked and Beast Boy just shrugged. 

"I mean what I said. I mean, it's just a little bit of pain and girls make such a big fuss about it. Surely anyone can handle that pain." He rolled his eyes. 

"You don't have a say in that if you don't experience it yourself friend Beast Boy!" Star said and Raven nodded. 

"I agree with Beast Boy. I saw Star holding her stomach and saying 'Ow' repeatedly. I mean, it can't hurt that much, or does it?" Robin asked. 

"Guys, my babies!" Just like before, everyone ignored Cy. 

"ROBIN! You don't know how much pain a female goes through mensuration cycle! How would you feel when I kick you in balls and say 'Oh don't be so dramatic I'm sure it doesn't hurt that much!' but in reality it hurts like biscuits." Raven said and mocked Robin's voice. 

"Pain in balls is way more than pain in cramps." Beast Boy interjected. 

"Guys, we just wasted our breakfast!" Cyborg tried again. 

"And how do you know that?" Star asked with a raised eyebrow. 

"By experience of course." Robin said rolling his eyes. 

"Hey, I have an idea." 

"And you have experience of period cramps?"

"No, but I have of kicked balls."

"But, that's completely different!"

"Guys, listen to me!"

"We don't need experience for knowing that. We all know girls have less pain tolerance than guys. We are men!" Beast Boy exclaimed puffing his chest. 

"Oh you-"

"GUYS, LISTEN!" 

Everyone finally stopped and gave Cyborg some attention. He stepped forward, his chef cap still on and a pan in his hands he said, "Even though this conversation took away my precious bacons, I would like to give a solution. Few days ago, I was working on some sort of pain tolerance machine. It's like you attach it to your body part and in gives you some pressure that creates cramps in the area you have applied it. How about we use that machine and solve this problem?" 

Raven and Star immediately agreed. Boys need to know what pain girls go through every month for at least a week. It took some time but boys agreed none the less. 

"So it's final. Next day right before breakfast, we will try it. Don't be late guys!" 

Everyone slowly went out of the common room. Boys were a little unsure about this and Girls had a smirk on their faces. 

'This will be fun.' 

*Next Day*

"So guys and gals, are you ready?" Cyborg asked. 

Raven and Star were wearing crop tops so that their stomachs were on display and gym short. Although Raven hated this type of dresses, today was an exception.