Bromance taken to far

Chapter 1 (Short)

On a beautiful Saturday afternoon, Zach took
his way to the bar. As he obliviously walked over to the bar he was planning to head to after school, he bumped into a strange figure.

"Oh sorry about that," Zach said to the strange figure.

"No worries, that was my fault for not looking, my name is Asami, yours?"

"Oh shit bro, its you," Zach replied back.

"Ay, its been forever my guy," Asami proceeded to answer back.

Zach then unconsciously asked, "wanna head to the store and eat some suckers at the skate park for now?"

Later then, Asami shook his head and decided to walk over to the store for suckers with Zach. When entering the store, Zach bended over to look for the suckers on the bottom shelf. As what bros do, Asami decided to slap that fatty of his. Moaning desperately for pleasure, Zach decided to shake that fatty of his.

"Oh ye get it I guess," Asami laughed uncontrollably.

However, unexpectedly Asami schlong got a boner. Not knowing what to do, he sprinted out of the store and bumped into his ex-boyfriend, Kyndell.

"Oh my goodness gracious!" Kyndell yelled at him.

Clutching his purse, he walked away to the new oreo store that opened last may. Later then that day when Asami was sprinting away, Zach catched up and tackled him to the floor.

"Ayo, why did you run away like that?"

"Sorry, something urgent came up," Asami tried to make an excuse back.

Zach then shoved a sucker in his mouth, choking him to death.

"Bro, what the fuck?"

"What, that's what you deserve for making me spend my last one dollar on suckers," Zach angrily replied.

Though Zach had his cryptic ideals of heading to the bar after school, he decided to help Asami up and drag him to the skate park. Sighing, Asami regretted his decision to run away earlier, and went on with his day. A few minutes after entering the park, Kyndell threw his limited addition princess purse at Asami.

"That's for bumping into me earlier, you idiot!" Kyndell spoke out loud to make sure both of the two can hear.

Ignoring Kyndell, both of them sucked onto the suckers for the past few hours. However, something caught Zach's eye. A glasses freak riding a skate board in the skate park was doing tricks.

"Go bestie, Go bestie," Kyndell yelled to cheer on his best friend, Zander.

"Shut up, that's why you didn't have enough money for that purse, and made your boyfriend Nef buy it."

"I don't know what you're talking about," Kyndell moved his eyes away to try to ignore the statement.

"Wow, that person named Zander be looking hella fine my guy," Zach looked up with light shining into his eyes.

Laughing sorrowfully, Asami glowered at Zander, and thought to himself.

What would Asami do? Would he try to achieve Zach's love or would he take revenge?

(Don't take this story seriously, I swear)