cloud thought of the day ☁️: imagine syed saddiq seeing this 😥
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syed saddiq's pov;
daddy >_<: 9:00 pm @ zouk, i'll pick u up. doll up for me bby boy 😉😘😈💦❤
me: *puts down phone and looks at toby* hrm, what should i wear?
toby: meow (trans: manalah aku tau bodo aku ni kucing je nak pergi menyundal la tu eee lancau lu)
me: well since im not like any other menteri muda 🥺, let's wear something different
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– DEKAT ZOUK 🙄 –
daddyjib 💦: babiboi you look hot la 😘😘 turn on i ngan you
me: *merah merah nak cendol ke* daddy ape ni 😥😥 titew baru masuk-
daddyjib: buatpe masuk kelab when i can masuk ke dalam you (a/n: BABI AUTHOR BABI)
me: *pandang sekeliling* eh tu bukan dato' anwar ke
*DATO ANWAR TENGAH CUCUK II LANGIT LESSGOOOOO*
daddyjib: haah, dia kerja part-time as stripper kat sini- WOI ANWAR
*anwar pon pergila 🙄 pakai benda ni bunny outfit (author tanak tunjuk gambar sbb nanti klau kena takedown korang nangis)*
analwar: hey bestiee, sape ni, anak ikan ke?
daddyjib: mana ada, ni colleague
anwar: pala kote kau colleague bawak gi zouk
daddyjib: suka ati aku la
*mereka bertiga pon terdiam*
me: so...
anwar: jom threesome
daddyjib: ok jom
*anwar pon amik kunci and pergilah ke bilik maksiat*
third person pov
babykitten: DADDY JANGAN MASUK LAGI, TITEW AKIT 🥺🥺
daddyjib: atototo sialnya, meh daddy longgarkan *fingering B flat C major*
anwar: *mengnaiki najib* rosmah tak sedap camni kan 😏😏😏
daddyjib: bodo- rosmah ada yeast infection
babykitten: ah d-daddy 😩💦 *mengcum*
*they came ((ape cum dalam bm-))*
anwar: we should do this often 😏😏
daddyjib: okeh, babiboi jom balik
babykitten: ok daddy jom 🥺
- to be continue kot -
A/N: korang jumpa aku kat tiktok an, yes im the writer 👹👍 im not even hornknee-

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DADDY ISSUES ( SYED SADDIQ X NAJIB )
Romancetop! najib x bottom! syed saddiq also, this is completely satire lmao