DADDY ISSUES ( SYED SADDIQ X NAJIB )

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cloud thought of the day ☁️: imagine syed saddiq seeing this 😥

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syed saddiq's pov;

daddy >_<: 9:00 pm @ zouk, i'll pick u up. doll up for me bby boy 😉😘😈💦❤

me: *puts down phone and looks at toby* hrm, what should i wear?

toby: meow (trans: manalah aku tau bodo aku ni kucing je nak pergi menyundal la tu eee lancau lu)

me: well since im not like any other menteri muda 🥺, let's wear something different

*im not even sorry for this, padan muka*

– DEKAT ZOUK 🙄 –

daddyjib 💦: babiboi you look hot la 😘😘 turn on i ngan you

me: *merah merah nak cendol ke* daddy ape ni 😥😥 titew baru masuk-

daddyjib: buatpe masuk kelab when i can masuk ke dalam you (a/n: BABI AUTHOR BABI)

me: *pandang sekeliling* eh tu bukan dato' anwar ke

*DATO ANWAR TENGAH CUCUK II LANGIT LESSGOOOOO*

daddyjib: haah, dia kerja part-time as stripper kat sini- WOI ANWAR

*anwar pon pergila 🙄 pakai benda ni bunny outfit (author tanak tunjuk gambar sbb nanti klau kena takedown korang nangis)*

analwar: hey bestiee, sape ni, anak ikan ke?

daddyjib: mana ada, ni colleague

anwar: pala kote kau colleague bawak gi zouk

daddyjib: suka ati aku la

*mereka bertiga pon terdiam*

me: so...

anwar: jom threesome

daddyjib: ok jom

*anwar pon amik kunci and pergilah ke  bilik maksiat*

third person pov

babykitten: DADDY JANGAN MASUK LAGI, TITEW AKIT 🥺🥺

daddyjib: atototo sialnya, meh daddy longgarkan *fingering B flat C major*

anwar: *mengnaiki najib* rosmah tak sedap camni kan 😏😏😏

daddyjib: bodo- rosmah ada yeast infection

babykitten: ah d-daddy 😩💦 *mengcum*

*they came ((ape cum dalam bm-))*

anwar: we should do this often 😏😏

daddyjib: okeh, babiboi jom balik

babykitten: ok daddy jom 🥺

- to be continue kot -

A/N: korang jumpa aku kat tiktok an, yes im the writer 👹👍 im not even hornknee-