The kettle baby

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by elationous

by elationous

I'm gogy wogy slogy UWu, i might seem llike a normal cutie pie, but no

im not like other girls

because i...

have a crush on the jock,

dweamy steamy beamy cutie boo was the jock, he was hot, super hot, he like hotter then a kettle, UGH

wee we w e w e ii um i ii as i sit on the b-b-b-b--b-bb--b-b-b--bleachers watching his her theirs his game of chase the fllag, he-e--e-e---e-e-e--h-h-h--e--e-e-e looked up and ws-s-s--s-s-s-a-a-s-s-s-ss-s-s-s-=--S-SS-S--S--Saw me in the crowd, dweamy weamy steamy leamy cutie boo smirked, he debbie ryan-ed the fuck out of his silky s0s-s-s-s-s-s--s-s-smooth hair, and walked to me "Hey." dweamy said, he was 11"9 and I was 2"1 so I had to tilt my h-----h-h-h-h-ead up, oh my god he was hot, "hH--h--hy--h-hh-h-h--h-h-h-hello dweamy weamy" I said cutely. dweamy smirked again, UGH, and then i gave birth to a kettle. y-y-y-y-y-y-yy-yyyy-y-yy--y--Y--y-Y-y-y-y-y-you m-m-m-might be wonderIng=g=g=g=g why-y-y-yy i was pregnAnt.. like i said i-i-i-i-i=ii=-i=i=ii- was n0t lik-k-k-k-k-k-kke other-r-r-r-r other gorls...

i was a-a-a-a-a-a k-kk-=kettle...

yes, stay mad bitches.

dweamy weamy steamy ;eamy cutie boo babes rushed to my s-s-s-s--s-s-s-s--s-s--side and grabbed my arr-rr-r-r-r--r-r-r-rm "GOGY WOGY LOGY UWU CUTIE BOO ARE YOU OKAY" he said

no bit--t-t-t-t--t-t-cjh

im givinh briririittthhththt i thought to myself

warm w-w-w-w--w-w-w-w-w--w-ater spilled frororor-=r-r-r-r--r-r-r-rom my bummy wummy yummy hole, dweamy panickekdd-d-d--d, he dididd-d-d-d-d--d-d-id MLG water bucket, i--i-i--i-i-i-i-i-iim so roprprproud.

hee-e-e---e is so hot whenee--n he parckours

dweamy weamy steamy speedrunned me to the hoe-sta-bol, h-hh-h-h=hhe used my f=f=f-f=f=f--f-f-f-fav elytra, t-t-tthe one j-j-j-jaCk g4ve t-t--t-tto me :j

we arrived to the hospitsal, there was q-q-q-q-q-qQUCAKITY??????????!?!?! "qUacKity bAckity bAbes what are y-y-y-y-y--y--yyou doing hereee-r-r-e-e-e-e-e-e-ee--??" baby quack-tity took me from dweamy, "iMm gOinG tO bE a dDADADDdYY" he said in autotune

it was so hot.

dweamy weamy steamy started crying "UR CHEATING ON ME???????" dweamy stormed off.

"wE DoNt NeED hIm" Quackity wackity said

i was r-r--r-r--r-ushed to the hospital room

we were literally going feral

i was sppspspspsppushed into the room, poggers.

"AHHhHhhHhH" i screamed UgGgGHhHHh

i must have passed out.

when I woke the baba=a-a-a-a--a-a-a-a-a--a-a-a--a BABA BOI had been birthed, quackity licked my ear lobe, so c-c-c-c--cut3 UGH

someone-e-e-e-- rushed throug the door, TECHNOBLADE BABE????

I was so scared, he was going to orpahn my child i just knew it :<

tommy walked in behind him, holding a sword, "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" techno baby screamed, quackity wackity portected-d-d-d-d- the baby with his life, i was turned on. oh my god hes cute, UGHGHGHGHGHHHGHGHHGHGHGH

technblade babe kidnapped cutie b00bie w00bie baby me

i--i-i-i-i-i then p=p=p-p-=p-pulled qUcaktity int-t-t-t-t a big pig hu-u-u-uug, WHAT, I A-A-A-AM TH-TH-THINKING ABUT TECHNBA-A-A-AA-DE i ra-a-a-a-an ut int0 th3 b100d g0d r00m t0 see dweamy weamy squashing te-e-e--e--echnob1ades he-a-a-a-ad, for b100d "dd--d-d-d-d--d-d-d-d-d-weamyyy weamy steamy baby boo????" my e-e-e-e-yes widen, HE SAVED MY BABABABABBABABABABBABA BOI?

I run to dweamy and makeout with him hotly hotly cutely.

qu-u-u-uacktity smi1ed, "iit-t-t-t-t--t-tits okay i am in LOVE WITH KARL JACOBS" he came on the spot. I was so proud of him.

everybody was happy. w-w-w-w-w-ww-w-w---ememmememe-mememe-me and dweamy steamy weamy lived a happy life together with our-r-r-r--r-r-r--r son fr-e-e-e-edrick the hot babe hayujhUjctuYjg

thats when i woke from my s-s-s-s-s--sleep, what a sexy dweam.