Dave x Reader - Plushrumps (Homestuck)

Dave x Reader- Plushrumps

"OH MY GLOB." _____ screamed.

He/She had been covered in stuffed animal butt.

"Pffft." Dave Strider,his/her best bro, pffted.

"OKAY, I'M GOING TO PUKE. THROW ME A BUCKET NOW." He/She yowled.

"I can get you out of there. You don't really need a bucket."

"NO. SERIOUSLY. I NEED. A BUCKET."

"This conversation is so pathetic."

"GIVE ME THE BUCKET, STRIDER."

"Has it ever occurred to you I might not have a bucket?"

"NO. GO FETCH ME A BUCKET."

After ___ repeated 'Bucket' multiple times, it occurred to Dave there might be a hidden meaning behind what ___ was saying.

First though, Detective Strider had to look back at how he/she got covered in Plushrump in the first place.

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-flashback transition-

"What a Kawaii morning."

_____ had slept over with Dave and Bro, and was now borrowing one of cool bro's Kumajiro hats.

Of course, he/she remembered last night like it was yesterday. How ___ forced Dave to watch (Favorite anime). How he/she fangirled when (favorite character from said anime) (did something fangasmical) (with something or someone). Bro fangirled, too. Dave made several comments on how the two of them were meant for each other, causing ___ to grab a vending machine and scream "IIIIIZAAAAAYAAAAAA~!" which was around the time everyone's caffeine hype ended, as did the night.

As ____ walked aimlessly around the Striders' abode, thinking about how utterly sugoi the last night was, she/he tripped over a cord.

And that's how it happened.

--back to present time--

That flashback wasn't relevant in the least.

...or was it?

This ordeal had nothing to do with buckets, unless...

"Yo, _____, are you hitting on me?"

"FAHAHAyes. Now get me out of here."

~Fin~

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