Mr cheese (Benjamin Franklin cheese) never had any respect towards the real cheese he hates when people would associate him with it. In fact he was deadly allergic to it, if he took one single wiff he would fall into the abyss of death and never awake from his deep slumber unless his mother (of whoms basement he sleept in) found his epi pen.
In school people would mock him by waving sticks of feta and mozzarella in front of his face causing him to swell up in hives. This led to many lost relationships with the females (and the fact he had multiple Std's that he was born with some how)
