Baddie 1.0

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"Your Pale"
"I'd rather be pale instead of looking like I rolled around in Doritos."

"Your Ass Is Flat"
"Yeah? Almost flat as your chest."

"Her Face Is Red"
"You know what's funny? Not you, shut up."

"You're Talking Back"
"You call that talking back? I call it explaining."

"You're A Bitch"
"You say it like if it's a bad thing."

"Go To Hell"
"Oh, Honey where do you think I came from?"

"You Wanna Fight?"
"I would but that's considered animal abuse."

"You Don't Talk"
"I do just not to you."

A/N
Please don't attack me this is all satire.
June 25, 2021 At 7:38 Pm

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