sincerely me

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We see all of  Beacon and the peop from the festival in the gym for a performance by our resdent knight monkey and  Silent ninja the stage lights up and the people hear music from the stage and see sun and ren on a computer

Jaune: dear even Hanson we've have  been way out of touch things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much but I should tell you that I think about you each night I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight

Ren: why would you write that

Sun: im just telling the truth

The people start to laugh

Ren: This needs to be perfect. These emails have to prove that we were actually friends. Just—I'll do it.

Jaune: gotta tell you, life without you has been hard

Sun: Hard?

Jaune: Has been bad

Sun: Bad?

Jaune: Has been rough

Sun: Kinky!

More people start to laugh

Jaune: And I miss talking about life and other stuff

Sun: Very specific.

Ren: Shut up!

Jaune: I like my parents

Sun: Who says that?

Jaune: I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs
Then everything might be alright

Sun: Smoking drugs?

Ren: Just fix it!

Jaune: If I stop smoking crack

Ren: Crack?!

People are crying from laughing so much

Jaune: If I stop smoking pot
Then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see
'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, Me

Sun: Are we done yet?

Ren: Well I can't just give them one email. I want to show that I was, like, a good friend, you know?

Sun: Oh my god.

Ren: Dear Connor Murphy,
Yes, I also miss our talks
Stop doing drugs
Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks

Sun: No.

Ren: I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees

Sun: No!

Ren: You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise

Sun: Absolutely not.

Ren: Dude, I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
I can see

Ren and jaune: Just wait and see!
'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, Me

Jaune: My sister's hot

Ren: What the hell!

Sun: My bad.

Jaune: Dear Evan Hansen,
Thanks for every note you send

Ren: Dear Connor Murphy,
I'm just glad to be your friend

Ren and jaune: Our friendship goes beyond
Your average kind of bond

Ren: But not because we're gay

Jaune: No, not because we're gay

Ren and jaune: We're close, but not that way
The only man that I love is my dad

Ren: Well anyway!

Ren: You're getting better every day

Jaune: I'm getting better every day

Ren and jaune: We're getting better every day

All three of them: Hey hey hey hey!
'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely
Miss you dearly
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me

The crowd starts clapping and cheering loud ley and the some of the teachers are clapping to well others are just giving a smile

The end

Note- hello people ross here to say that I'm back and going to start updating my stories but this book is just for one off things so yeah this is Ross signing off bye

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