the simulation

chapter 1

It was 7:30 on a Sunday in the morning and the early sun was blazing through my cherry-red curtains. I let out an over exaggerated yawn and as slow as a snail took off the black, fuzzy ,soft blanket of my slender body. The hot sun rays beaming on my face ; then I just sat in my bed completing life coming up with bazaar conspiracies.

One of my most favorite theories me and my friends came up with is how we were in a simulation and the oxygen we breathe is a drug that keeps us in this simulation; and when people get high this is when they start to break free. It sounds crazy but me and my friend love and strive on crazy.

My thoughts were broken by my mum screaming my name. Thinking she was dying I ran downstairs missing a stair every once in a while. Rushing as fast as quicksilver into the kitchen to see my mum standing over the sink with her back away from me. As she turned around slowly with a poorly performed Russian accent" we have been expecting you"
I really back with a Russian accent of my own "yes you have but you'll never catch me alive"
Stealing some handmade pancakes and taking a bite dramatically. Immediately spitting it out saying in the same accent " this is terrible but I will be running now"
As I ran through the messy corridor to the front door there was a small figure blocking me from the front door. I knew both my escape routes were not reachable so I did the only thing a sane person would do. I was right next to the newly polish wooden staircase. I climbed it like spiderman and was on the stairs running to my bedroom and shutting it close. Putting the closet jacket on which was a lepropred jacket. I climbed out of the pentagon-like window that oversaw the crystal sea. I climbed onto the pink rusted swing set and ran towards the sandy beach. As I stepped in the warm gritty but soft sandy blonde sand. I saw the heart shaped waterfall where my friends were waiting eagerly for my apprentice. As I sprinted across the wet sand as the waves crashed against my pajamas.

I reached the majestic, unrealistic heart shaped waterfall. To hear party poppers and cheers. See this is an annual thing I have to do on my birthday. Now it's just tradition if they catch me- which happened once out of the 15 years I've been alive- I have to do a favour for that person who catches me.

Before I knew it I was sitting on a table surrounded by the whole town since we are all in each other's business like family. Sing happy birthday. As I blew out my candles my friend smashed my face into the delicious spectacular cake.

For the rest of the evening I hung out with my friends. Jasper was mixed and had such soft curly hair which everyone would touch making him annoyed. Jessica  had freckles on her face and had an attitude. She had lush long brown hair. Then we have ben- which we call Benny. He has short blonde hair and is always wearing a cap.

As we sat there we stared at each other uncomfortably until someone laughed which never normally happens ,so we would end up trying to make the other person laugh by doing something random and end up making ourselves laugh. Jasper made the wrong mistake by laying on the golden sand sleeping like a baby. Just as I predicted, I got up and went to the gift area to find some sharpies and we drew stuff on his face. Making sure he had a defined unibrow before burying him under the sand so his face was looking at the twinkling pure stars in the midnight balcj sky. The town wasn't bustling with people today making everything so peaceful and tranquil. We made a small fire as we shared everything that had happened in are lives since most of them moved away from Alfea.

We heard a very stern voice  "GUYS ''. We all hear the iratiating in Jasper's voice when he stood up he looked like a spiral killer form a horror movie. Make me bust out laughing only if I knew what was about to happen.
"You think this is funny don't you just remember I know where you live and.."
This is where we all ran from one side of the beach to the other because he had just seen the things we drew on his face. We hid up in a tree. Where he adventaly found us and said we were going to pay but we all knew he would never even give her a single incect.