If future me does decide to post this. Toxic ricegum, Logan Paul, Ed Sheeran, and other fandoms who come across this, notice the obvious satire and sarcasm you lil shits.
Hi! I'm ricegum also known as Bryan. I'm 20 and I live with my sister, Addison Rae. Our parents died when we were 4 years old and we lived with our Grandparents until we were able to move out. There's something that people don't know about me though.....
I have a pisskink!!!!!
Yeah.... you can see why I haven't told anyone.
Hey! I'm Logan Paul. *PLATE BREAKS* And im feeling twenty two 😩. If you couldn't tell already, I'm a famous vlogger that had a boxing fight against KSI and won. And I also like breaking plates and recording dead people.
*TIME SKIPS*
RiceGum's POV
I wake up and I really need to take a piss. I take out my rainbow dash pissjar and start taking a piss in it.
After my morning piss I decide to take a shower and get ready.
Outfit:
My outfit is so poggers and fire 🔥.
Gosh I need to make a video. My fans will beat me up and shart on me if I dont. I sit at my set up and decide on a video idea.
Oh! I can make a video on Ed Sheeran and tell him I'm gonna kidnap him and make my sister, Addison Rae, renegade on him with her friend Charli D'amileo!What a perfect idea!
"What is up guys! It's me popping up back in your life again! The guy with the most hideous upload schedule! Make sure to subscribe, drop a like, and a comment on this video!"
"So, for today's video, I'm gonna be talking about how I met Ed Sheeran and how he was the love of my life."
I keep talking about my experience with Ed Sheeran.
"If Ed Sheeran sees this, please know that I'm gonna kidnap you and have my little sister, Addison Rae, and her friend, Charli D'amileo make tiktoks doing the renegade with you if you dont come back to LA. Thank you Baby, I love you!"
I finished my recording session. I take all the footage and send it to my editor because I'm lazy and don't know how to edit my own videos.
I decided to go to the gym today. I need to start working out if I want Ed Sheeran to marry me.
I pack up all my things and get into my car and start driving to the gym.
Logan Paul's POV
"What's up Logang! Guess what! I'm gonna be meeting up with Ed Sheeran later! But first, as always, we're going to the gym babyyyyy!"
I set my vlogging camera down and pack to go to the gym.
I grab a quick outfit that I can work out in.
Outfit:
I look so sexyy mmh my biceps look tasty in thissss. I need to go to the gym now.
I get in my beautiful AYE car and drive to the gym.
RiceGum's POV
I made it to the gym and see Bryce Hall having a boxing fight with some Karen that looks like Justin Bieber's wrinkly balls.
I walk past them without getting hit. As soon as I get inside, my eyes caught a very colourful figure.
I looked closer. It looked like a Rainbow Dash fursona. I was too shy to go up to the person though. They looked so big and strong.
No. There's no time to be thinking about pissing on the Rainbow Dash fursona. I need to focus on getting into shape for Ed Sheeran, my true love.
*Time Skip Brought to you by Ed Balls*
I finished my workout and went home.
Logan Paul's POV
I see a Caillou roblox looking bitch.
I'm too lazy to write tge rest
