Dumpster Diving

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It was an average taco-tuesday. You went to Taco Bell to eat lunch. On your way out of the building you notice a poor homeless child sitting by the dumpster. 

"Could you please give me a boost so I can find some leftover white person tacos to eat? I haven't eaten in two days :(" the child called out in a pitiful, raspy voice. You looked into their caca brown eyes and felt a rush of guilt fall over you. How could you say no? So you walked over and lifted the child up on your shoulders as they leaned over, digging through the dumpster. You began to grow impatient as they took what seemed like forever.

"Have you found anything yet bruh," you asked, unamused. 

"So far no. All I've found are a bunch of empty cups and severed body parts. Oh- and what looks like some grease covered tickets to see someone called...Ed Sheeran?"

"WHAT!?" you exclaim, smacking the child to the ground and jumping into the dumpster. It was true. There, covered in mold and grease, were tickets to the one the only Ed Sheeran Oppar. 

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 02, 2021 ⏰

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