you walked back to your house dejectedly. your hart was brockn 😰😰💔💔💔and u became depresd. 🥀⛓⛓🥀🥀🥀
one day someone called you. it was an unknown number. you answered the phone call suspiciously. "yes? who is this? 🤨🤨🤨" you almost gasped when you heard the caller's voice. "hi y/n...i'm so sorry. obama broke up with me, he didn't know i was cheating on you. i'm so sorry i want you back baka....😭😭😭" it was shrek! you loved it when he called you baka. 🥵🥵🥵you decided to forgive him, just this once. "thank you so much y/n i love you so much kitten 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" he said. "do you wanna go on a proper date now?" you asked. "yes" he growled hotly. then you planned your date.
sherk tidied up and put on a suit. he was still grubby but in a good way. you put on a dazzling dress and you met up at a nice, fancy restaurant. you sat down and you both ordered the most expensive, delicious items. 😋😋😋😋😋you had a great time eating and talking to sherk. but then the bill came. it totaled up to 300 US dollars. shrek panicked and bolted. you chased after him ☹️☹️☹️☹️🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯. you got in the car with him "pack your bags" he said. "we're going to russia" and then you drove to the airport with him.
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shrek x reader UwU
Romantizmy/n moves into the new village and meets sherk 🥺🥺🥺a sexy green man 😈 this is a joke
