The Potato Oneshots

Aru Shah meets Eren Jaeger (aka the Main Characters)

Eren: Who the fck are you?

Aru: *in a deep voice* Your worst nightmare.

Eren: Yeah, right. Just say your goddamn name.

Aru: I'm Aru Shah, Devourer of Swedish Fish.

Eren: Well, I'm Eren. Eren Jaeger.

Aru: Cool. Also, do you have superpowers?

Eren: Sort of.

Aru: *very excited* What is it?

Eren: I can transform into this giant naked monster called a Titan. I got kicked by a short captain though, because they thought I was the enemy.

Aru: Can you turn into one right now? We're outside anyway.

Eren: *mind* This girl is fcking crazy. Isn't she scared? She reminds me of Hanji. Oh well, she seems nice anyway.

Eren: Fine.

Aru: Okay, so how do you-

Eren: Stand back.

Aru: Okayyyyyy. *stands back*

Eren: *bites his hand*

Aru: Whoa, what are you- *gasps* OH MY GODS THAT IS SO COOL!!!

A/N: Since ya'll don't know what his Titan form looks like, here:

Aru: OMGGGGGG!!!! THAT IS SICK! CAN YOU PICK ME UP?! I WANNA SEE THE WORLD!!!!!

Attack Titan: *nods and picks her up*

Aru: WHOOOOOAAAAAA!!!!! I'M THE QUEEN OF THE WORMS!!!!!

Aru: OH WAIT!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!! I THINK I CAN DO THAT TOO!!!!

Attack Titan: *tilts head but obeys anyway*

Aru's mind: Your Majesty, can I use the power right now?

Aru: *is now a giant* See?! We're almost the same size!!!! This is sick!!!

Eren: *burst out of the Titan* How can you do that?

Aru: *still a giant* Oh, well there's this queen who gave me this power because I made her kingdom free.

Eren: I see. Can you go back now?

Aru: Sure.

Eren: Do you have friends?

Aru: Yeah. Five of them are my sisters. Well, soul sisters. I have a half-sister though. And one of my friends is my reincarnated wife. He's also my boyfriend.

Eren: Oh. I also have a half-sibling. He's a Titan Shifter too.

Aru: Oh! What's his name?

Eren: Zeke. We have the same father and different mothers.

Aru: Cool. Do you have a lover and some friends too?

Eren: Yeah. Mikasa's her name. I once told her I hated her. But I only did that to protect her. As for my friends, there's Armin, my very first friend. There's Jean, he's my frenemy. I call him Horseface. And he calls me the suicidal maniac.  Connie and Sasha, they were like twins. I have more friends, but most of them died. And some betrayed me.

Aru: Oh. I'm sorry about that. Anyways, nice to meet you Eren.

Eren: *for the first time in four years, smiles* You too.

Aru: So how about you tell me your story?

Eren: And you tell me yours?

Aru: Yup!

Eren: Okay. So starting with...

HELLO. Sorry for the boring oneshots recently😀