chapter 1 - honeydew
maria and honeydew had very very rough aggressive passionate throughout the night. around 3 hours (×10) to be exact. i think. i failed maths. and only one of them "arrived." men can't please pussy people for shit. anyways.
it was amazing. just. wow. best night of maria's life. they couldn't ask for anything better. well, they could, the sex was arse, but this was the man of their dreams so who were they to complain.
he rolled over and went to sleep. gross, didn't even wash his hands after fis-
they looked at the love of their life with loving, barely functioning eyes (how many fingers am i holding up), planted a tender kiss on its cheek (men are objects) and rolled over. they didn't sleep though #insomnia /j
he farted
chapter 2 - honeydont
he died
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