"Cawl teh police!" Geg said
Geg likes to say that
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GEGgeg does not like murder 2.0 for he is his enemy
here are some rare photos of the vicious gem^^ Here he is shown to be in the home of onion, a very creepy child who wouldn't care if he was eaten by Murder 2.0.
The original picture of the lovely and dazzling Geg.
"Let me drive my van into your ass." - Geg 2021
Fine words from a fine man indeed.
The Geg Supremacy is a supremacy created by me, but focused on Geg due to his fine features and anything to do with him idk I'm too bored to write a detailed description
BELIEVE IN THE GEG SUPREMACY OR GEG WILL NOT SAVE YOU FROM MURDER 2.0
geg likes spaghetti
since he doesn't care about who creates or founds things like Isaac Newton or Steve Jobs, he names shit after him cause he's the best man to exist.So he created (did not copy in any way) Spagegetti.
A very fine form of spaghetti by Geg.
Here it is in its finest cooked form:
(made originally by StarClod on discord) (yum)
This man Geg is the father of Steeb. Steeb is Steeb and only Steeb. But forget about Steeb let's talk about Geg since he's more important at the time being.
geg's full name is Gegoree Univerz
geg can solo goku
anyway
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GEG I
GEG IS
GEG IS G
GEG IS GO
GEG IS GOD
GEG IS GO
GEG IS G
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Gone day geg met Murder 2.0 thinking he was another Spagegetti fan...But n o
murder 2.0 was there to eat geg and steal Steeb for his child collection
But geg would not have it
*insert some descriptive action sequence*
fine I'll write it out, dumb fans
Geg swiftly uppercuts Murder, causing him to fall, but stand up, angrily. Without warning, Murder swings out his umbrella like a sword, he marvelously swung it back and forth as if he were a knight in shining armor. Geg hopped back, he had no choice, but to use his ultimate move...
Murder knew what was coming, but did not give a care in the world. Geg was about to use his super move. Geg opened his mouth wider than a doorway, and screeched
"CAAAAWWWWWWLLLLLL TEHHHHHH POLIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
Murder was shot back with a BAM! His head collapsed onto the ground in defeat. Geg had won with pride in his mind, and sweat on his Gegy face.
*insert outro song*
Let me drive my van into your ass!
Let me drive my van into you a~ass!idk why I did that
anyway
yeah geg is supreme
murder cannot beat him but he still tries
it's like a Mr Krabs and Plankton scenarioFun Fact: The Geg Supremacy is partially affiliated with Keep Bitch City Weird, but they have separated little by little over the years due to Ronaldo being Ronaldo
(Once he tried to take a picture of Geg trying to drive a van into someone's ass for Keep Bitch City Weird, but Geg didn't approve and they've been feuding ever since)that's all
bye kids
YOU ARE READING
Geg, a wonderful human being
Randomthis is for geg not Greg but geg join me in reading this random thing about geg and his other friends props to friends in the Steven Universe discord server im in for bringing geg to the server, and to me for giving him his lovely name. now let's b...