Baddest Girl Around

1 $ Enlightment

" Malani , get yo lazy ass up ! "
I was currently enjoying a wonderful night at home watching chick flicks until my very outspoken best friend decided to show up .
I looked up & my eyes had to be deceiving me , this girl walks in with fiery red hair .
" Robyn , what's up with you & these color changes . " you look like a light bright ass Clifford "
I scowled my face at her as she raided my refrigerator .
" Don't worry bout me hoe , worry bout how you ain't been getting no dick in a while "
" I told you I've been celibate for a while now rob "
" mhm whatever church girl "
I began to become very irritated because she always picks on me about that . My parents are very religious and I've continued in their footsteps .
My mom is Dominican and My father is Hawaiian . I can't tell you how many times I've stopped by the hair store to get some gel and I've heard a ignorant girl say " what you mixed with ? " .
I was rudely interrupted from my thoughts by the red women whore herself .
" C'mon on girl , we going to blitz tonight "
Truth be told , I've never been to a club before or drunken anything , so I don't know what to expect .
" I don't think so rob , I'm nervous "
" girl chillll , I wanna show my sexy bestfriend off , I heard the OVO crew supposed to be there & I wanna snag me a baller "
See , that's the difference between me & my best friend Robyn . She's the loud party girl & I'm the little church girl who hasn't done anything ever. She doesn't care about standards or anything . In her eyes , all she sees is dollar signs and glam . I actually want a family one day with a God fearing husband . But we meet in pre-k and have been stuck with eachother since .

" Do we have to Rob ? , I seriously have no party clothes and I'm not that pretty "
The look she gave me almost looked as though she wanted to slap me .
" Malani , if I was lesbian I would have been spanked that ass , so shut the fuck up "
" Ok , I give up , go find me something then rob " I said as I picked at my nails .
" yay I love you my little Hawaiian baby ! " She said as she walked to my closet .
" Stupid Bitch " I mumbled as she walked away .
" I heard that lani " She said as she threw me the middle finger .