some crazy monky shit going to happen dont have it all planned out yet either but that shouldnt stop me also this is part of obamaverse so anything that happens here rekts those other two cringelords you know who but anyway yeah lets go monkey busin...
Hello everyone, I am David Attenborough and welcome to Our Funky Monky World. In this documentary we discover what kind of funky monkies we share the planet with. Lets look at this excellent specimen to begin with.
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Look at the swag, the finesse and the funk coming from this guy, incredible. As you might've observed, he carries a barrel. Something we only see among the funkiest of monkies. It is a sign of dominace over the other primates in its tribe. The barrel appears to have some letters on it. DK it spells. This refers to his name: Donkey Kong. The fact that his name is inscribed on his barrel means that he is not only dominant over his fellow apes but also the leader of the bunch. Lastly, he wears a tie with those same initials. This means that his tribe is most dominant over the area they live. Although terratorial changes could always occur. Ah, it appears he is moving towards the begining of this story. It looks like he has some business to attend to, or better said:
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Donkey Kong island, one of the few locations on earth completly unknown to mankind. It is inhabited by various animals, primarily apes. The island is controlled by the tribe of apes that house themselves around the southern side of the island. We follow Donkey Kong, the leader of the bunch, to see what kind of daily activities these apes participate in. Lets watch.
Donkey kong and a few others walked on to the stage. DK tapped the mic a few times, turned the boombox on and began.
"He-he-here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together, if you want to clap As we take you through this monkey rap! Huh!
DK Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well He's finally back to kick some tail His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt! He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the DK crew! Huh!
DK Donkey Kong! DK Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes She can shrink in size, to suit her mood She's quick and nimble when she needs to be She can float through the air and climb up trees! If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong! Huh!
DK Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace Th-this Kong has a funny face He can handstand when he needs to And stretch his arms out, just for you Inflate himself just like a balloon This crazy Kong just digs this tune! Huh!
DK Donkey Kong! DK Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too And this time he's in the mood He can fly real high with his jetpack on With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong! He'll make you smile when he plays his tune But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you! Huh!
DK Donkey Kong! Huh!
Finally, he's here for you It's the last member of the DK crew! This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy Can pick up a boulder with relative ease Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze He may move slow, he can't jump high But this Kong's one hell of a guy!
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
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