Hank with a giant ass spoon (Madness Combat Crack Fiction)

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GUYS STOP FUCKING READING THIS

Lmao thanks for 100 reads on this shit, this is probably the worst crackfiction on madness out there but thanks anyways chads

Sept 22, 2021

Happy madness day guys :)

Note: this is meant to be confusing. All grammar mistakes and random bullshit adds up

Somewhere in mother fucking nevada, dont know where why does it never tell us where in nevada who the fuck knows xddd, some grunts were just chilling drinking some beer that looked like fucking glow stick juice, some homeboy named hank entered the building omg funni meme reference what the fugg??? And walks towards something with his homies behind him, his homies being i dont fuvking know deimos, sanford and tricky ze clown and probably jebus or just fucking jeb because its shorter and cooler but he was already in the fivkinh building before the fucks entered. They sat down somewhere while jeb just spaced off probably thinking about why the fucking hell he signed up for this bullshit, hank was just standing there while tricky was talking to the other grunts because they are cool and chill. Deimos was looking around the place seeing a lot of fucking pictures on the walls. Most being among us, tankman x steve for some reason, some very questionable imagery of zardy from zardys maze omgmhgshsjd and just a lot of weird shit in general. Very questionable but nobody minded it because its 2021 it's gen Z it's fine we all good. "The imagery here is fucking weird stop acting surprised everything here fucking sucks my dick" sanford said to deimos lolololol. "Your dick is three inches i dont want to hear it" deimos replied in a very sassy tone hahahahahshsbdbsgagagav. Hank comes back from somewhere and is now holding a giant spoon 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄, tricky stopped talking to the fellow grunts. "OMFG SPOON" tricky yelled because funny. Hank was just standing there and started putting nesquik chocolate milk mix in the spoon and started snorting that shit. Everyone stared at him while he consumed the chocolate milk mix like when the pizza roles are done, "my nose tastes like chocolate" hank said after adjusting seventy four pounds of nesquik. Tricky looked at him while his I guess his fucking jaw dropped as hank started dancing with the spoon in his hand.

Tricky then pulls out a radio and starts playing buss it by erica banks and proceeds to throw that psychopathic zombie clown ass back aka twerking because funny. Everyone looked at him like if he said his favorite youtuber was dream dont attack me stans lollolololllll sanford, deimos and hank looked at him throwing it back without looking away lololololololollllllll jeb walks up to tricky "THIS IS VERY UNHOLY OF YOU!!!!!1!!1!1!1!!!!" He yells as he started hitting tricky on the head trying to get him to stop throwing it back. Tricky started raging and fucking exploded like a Minecraft creeper aww man and came back with his funni stop sign with the words your mom written on it and started throwing it back more. Sanford leaves the scene and deimos also starts throwing it back and the other grunts joined in ok throwing it back lsodndbsldifkslsjfnslaodjeksidufksls. Jeb started fucking screaming his non existent lungs out as everyone was throwing it back and he thought it was very unholy behavior. Hank then starts taking off his shirt or jacket i dont know what it is dkdnslkddndl and threw it to the side like if this was a fucking strip club. "HANKERCHIEF NO THIS IS VERY UNHOLY THIS IS WRONG STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jeb yelled trying to take his spoon away from him but hank wasn't budging and started fighting jeb over the spoon lolololol. Not even a mother shitting fucker minute later tricky starts doing the same exact thing hank did (that should be illegal) and the grunts scream at the sight of a shirtless buff psychopathic killer clown still throwing it back. Boyfriend from Friday Night Fucking walks into the building only to go blind and question his very existence but then start break dancing on a table rapping in beep boop skaboooooooo. Later his girlfriend walked in but just sat there like if nothing was wrong shdkdlsdknslksfksls.

Jeb and hank were still fighting over the spoon and hank won the fight and continued dancing with his spoon while the grunts started drinking gallons of glow stick juice and eating cheese from that funny show Wallace and Gromit. Later naruto enters and tries to fight hank but hank obviously won the millisecond the shitass fight started osnsmdllf and naruto just sat at a table looking defeated before also started dancing aksklaa. Everyone was having a great time until zardy and his homies entered the building which caused everyone to stop for a second but then continue, zardy sat next to naruto, naruto then started randomly talking about how he ended up in nevada. Zardy didn't want to hear this shit as he has no idea why he also ended up in nevada so he just let him ramble and ramble continuously lololololol. Pumpkin jack saw all the grunts twerking their asses off and some people consuming glow stick liquid and eating cheese while also looking at hot anime babes and dying from laughing at their own fucking stupidity, pumpkin jack didn't partake in the behavior he just stood there. The song changed to that one funny song that starts with several garden tools known as hoes being mentioned. The song definitely being known as Worship and Prayer. Jeb has a face of confusion and a please kill me look over the song. "Is this the song Worship and Prayer you told me about" jeb asks tricky as tricky stops throwing it back for one second and replies with yes, and then proceeds to shake it off. "k" Jeb said as he sat down near the grunts who are partaking in disastrous behavior. "When somebody is showing suspicious behavior" says naruto trying to hype somebody up only getting an annoyed look out of zardy, jeb and a drunk ass grunt who had way too much toxic fluids that belong in a plastic tube that can be bent to have a glow affect that only lasts for like a night or something. "Ayo scarecrow bitch, why don't you give us a show" hank said STILL holding the abnormally large spoon in his hand still being shirtless. Naruto gets up and does what hank asks because zardy didn't listen nor does he care. Pumpkin jack looks at hank with a look of what the fuck lolololol. "What? I wanna see what your friend can do lmao" hank said playing with the spoon.

Fifty fucking minutes later

Zardy stands up in the middle of absolute hell and says his funny line "but if you want a show....I'll give you a show" everyone stops the look at zardy while saying tha sentence, pumpkin jack looks at the situation and begins screaming and shaking like mad zardy then does something that I'll only let you guess what he is doing and everyone starts screaming. "CALL ME WHEN YOU WANT, CALL ME WHEN YOU NEED, CALL ME IN THE MORNING, ILL BE ON MY WAY!!!!!" Deimos started screaming or singing as him and sanford kicked down the door only to see zardy acting very very sus. Tricky turns into funny phase three tricky and kills everyone and explodes like a Minecraft creeper once again and killing the entire universe in the process. The mother fucking end.

What the hell was this story.