so one way or the other you've stumbled on my life, right?
well there's more to me than you'd expect, and that's a promise
so before we start the sweet stuff, lemme put you through some things that are ESSENTIAL for our journey together-
first off, DON'T criticize me for starting most of my sentences with the small letter. do you actually know how far the distance between my fingers and the CAPS button is? actually I would love to elaborate(ish)___________bleeh i'm too lazy for that
next up, children reading this, DO NOT emulate this character in any way for any reason. Go to school and READ your books. hehe\\\\
PS: things in '**' or in italics are my thoughts-
that's all for now, shall we begin?
