"Alright please fill in the form at the back of the book on how you found this topic,.... yes I know its stupid but please I need to know if you need extra classes or not.... and if you don't fill it in- no matter if you need the classes or not, im sending you to them, because I'm an amazing teacher.. and an asshole" they smile as they turn back to the board.. "alright- so now that we've moved on from the bridging aspect of empowereds, we will be doing D(a)emons and Vampires"
"Professor..dont you mean feede-"
"No- no I don't, the word feeders is disrespectful and empowereds should stop using that term.... anyway-"
They have a student that is always late to class- like, 15 minutes late, ... so they just lock the door-
"As you know D(a)emons can't be transe-"
knock knock "let me in... let me in-... let my inn pls"
"... no- long pause so they can't be transed by vampires-" the student was definitely Bright
Student: asleep
FL: ....hello?... bestie? ....(vine reference) omfg he fuckin dead
FL allows mental health days and will take time to teach the student what they missed
"I'm going to the store... does anyone want anything? ...pls nothing expensive im broke"
"EVERYONE DUCK, DAMIEN IS COMING DOWN THE HALLWAY AND I CALLED HIM HOTSTUFF- HES GOING TO SET ME ON FIRE-"
"Ok as you all know the nervous wreck of a professor called Lasko- is next door.... did I ever tell you what he did with Gavin?"
Gavin: rifts in
FL: A FUCKING BUG-. they throw a book at him ...oh- its just Gavin
FL has a Tegu- and he roams around he classroom freely- he comes around to be petted by the students, he just vibin- (pls picture it)
"....God I could use a Hux Hug..- its too early
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General Fictionthese are short stories from redacted asmr's serve (written by me) I don't own any of these characters
