✨🧀Sussy story✨🧀

At the club

Tonight you decided to take it easy and what better way to spend your time than at a club. Carl wheezer, who is your greatest most loyal friend, had invited you to the club in your town. He usually came by himself every evening to watch his favourite performer, spooky spoon, however he thought it was about time you came along.

Inside, bright lights glared of the walls and ceiling's with a swampy green shade. Carl had told you about how the owner of the establishment was an ogre called shrek, so it made sense to you. The both of you found a seat and sat because you loved sitting; you found it a sport and had extreme passionate feelings about it. Jk lol you walked for a total of 1,000,000 hours to get there.

Drinks had arrived at your table and you stared out of your nostrils at the fizzy. The lights had gone down except one that shone on the stage. Smoke spurted out of tiny pressure valves on the stage and an elegant figure drifted forward

Out of the smoke rose Ronald McDonald. You eyes widened as he was a well known performer all over the world, why would he be in your little town.
"Hey people of this sussy village!! I'm a virgin and my favourite cheese is cheddar. I will now shake my tush for youuu!!!" Ronald declared.

You blushed a little knowing that you and him shared a favourite type of cheese. He shoved out his buns and waved them violently. Excitement had overcome you by seeing him dance, he was glorious. You bit your lip.

"Hey you delectable fingernail ;)" he shouted at you whilst shooting a cheeky wink.

You were overflowing, he just called you a fingernail; how lawful and cute. That's when you saw a blue man walk towards you.