There was once a kid named Braden uncoolzey he sucked at everything, his life was a tragedy. He could not learn Morris code, he couldn't beat anyone's test score, he said the wrong title in front of a bunch of people at a school play, he is a not trusted Lightsaber dude, and he sucks at super smash bros. one day, braden was at the grand canyon, he was looking over the edge when all of a sudden he contracted polio out of nowhere, his legs became paralyzed and he fell over the edge and died. THE END
