y/n woke up and dragged her 2"11 body out of bed
she heard a loud knock on the door and rushed to make herself look gorgeously irresistible but then she remembered that she always look gorgeously handsome and valumptious
she opened the door and saw the most beautiful and sexy human being ever
"hello" he said in a sexy monotone voice "i'm professor snape"
"h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hello professor s-s-s-snappy" y/n stuttered
"you have been invited to attend hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry" he said
"i'm a w-w-w-w-w-witch" y/n stuttered sexily
of course she already knew that but she just wanted to act stupid so professor snappy would think that she was a sexy baka
"b-b-b-b-b-b-baka" y/n said smiling graciously showing of all her gorgeously white straight teeth and flicking her long soft luxurious blonde yellow blonde honey blonde blondy blonde mustard yellow cream blonde mayonaise hair
"your very h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-handsome ma'am"
"excuse me" he replied raising an eyebrow in a sexy way
"daddy snappy you're making me act up" she said
"my name is professor snape" he said "i will see you at hogwarts and just hope you last your first day there"
"yes father" y/n said bowing and tripping over her barbie building blocks
"you're beginning to sound like draco malfoy and i urge you not to do so" he said "goodbye miss y/n" and he walked out the door swinging it shut behind him
"strange child" y/n heard him muttering outside
when i heard that i burst into tears like a beautiful scrumptious baby
"WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH MOMMYYYYYYYY GET ME MY MILK BOTTLE"
my mommy rushed upstairs and got me my perfect pink poopy milk bottle for my mental breakdowns
i had depression obviously and i suffered from severe attitudephobia which made a badass
i'm not like other girls
i'm so cool and everyone at school loves me
i'm not a girly girl
i am very emotional and petite
my hands are so small and i'm so tiny and valumptiously ravishing
my mommy gave me my milk bottle and i slammed the door in her face because i'm so quirky and i'm a crackhead
i am one of a kind
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THE UNLUCKY GIRL😍
Fanfictiony/n is a sexy valumptious human being who has everything she's ever wanted and has everyone at her rarely washed feet however when she attends hogwarts and sees sexy daddy snappy she wonders wether he will be so easy to charm like all the other guys
