At Bowser and Peach's wedding, Bowser becomes seemingly enamored by Count Bleck, fixating his eyes upon him. Count Bleck takes notice...
"...Don't tell Count Bleck..."
"Uhhhh...Tell ya what?"
"You are staring at the Count! And the Count knows trouble comes from starers. Especially when such gazes are so...yearning..."
Count Bleck immediately thinks of Nastasia, disgusted.
"I just...Don't want Peach, y'know?"
The crowd pierce the air with a collective gasp. "Why capture the princess, then? What do we fight for?"
"Excuse Count Bleck?"
"I just wanted a mom for my kids, its not like i like her!"
Tsundere much?
"Let the Count clear some things: You do not want to form any formal alliance with the princess whatsoever?"
"...Yeah?"
"Despite the Count discussing this matter with you for a substantial amount of time?!"
"Well...I, uh..."
"Count Bleck demands an explanation!"
"Oh, how do i phrase this? Its just- I think-"
"SPIT IT OUT, DAMN YOU!"
A sharp gasp echoes from the bystanders. He's allowed to swear?!?
"C-Coul-...Could you be the princess instead..?"
"YOU'RE GAY?!?!" The crowd echoes, like a roar, Bowser's own subjects couldn't have suspected such a thing!
"Hey! He's just sharply dressed! And his poise, his aura! And his voice! You'd want him to, don't push this on me!"
Oh, oh really Tsundere Bowser! Well ok
Nastasia feels ready to murder. Torture even
"EXCUSE M-mOUNT- COUNT BLECK?!?!?!"
Count Bleck lost his wife for this... In fact, Bowser is starting to sound like his wife a bit...Maybe...
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