Bnha x reader oneshots

villan! Miruko X reader

Slightly 18+
(Y/n)s pov:

"Keigo, just find the damn chick so we can get out of here" I yelled into my communicater.
"She's here she just hates me" keigo replied, "well that's makes two of us" I replied straightening out the ruffles on my samba dress. "Your a condescending bitch" hawks grumbled. "Again that makes two of us, wait where you are, I'll come to you and try and catch her" I replied rolling my eyes.
As I approached keigo he gestured towards a bar. "You tried to hit on her didn't you" I asked him trying not to laugh. "Yeah yeah laugh it up now you go do your job" he said pushing me forwards.

I walked over to miruko and sat next to her. "You looking for some company, pretty lady" I asked her with a smile. "Well a cutie pie like you only comes once in a lifetime" she said smirking at me. I kept my composure and ordered a drink. "One scotch on the rocks" I said to the waiter. "Make it two" miruko added.

Time skip

I turned away from miruko, she was sleeping. I picked up my phone and texted keigo.

Stupid bird bro

El stupido- where in the fuck are you

Bird brains (you)- dealing with the villain

El stupido- can you deal with her faster, I wanna leave I agreed Dabi that I would party with him

Bird brains- you go and party I'll deal with her on my own plus I'm gonna need more time

El stupido- there's only three days of carnival left tho!

Bird brains- I know that! Just let me work, I'll call you if I need a lift or if I'm done

El stupido- ok be careful if you get killed endeavour will kill me

Bird brains- love you too bro hope dabi burns your eyebrows off

"You really gonna hit it and quit it damn.." miruko said in a sleepy voice. "Nah Nah Just telling my brother where I am so he doesn't go tearing apart the city" I replied crawling back into bed with her.
"Round two?" She asked biting her lip as I towered over her. "As you wish baby bunny" I replied kissing her neck.

Stop to Day four of carnival

"You've been on your phone all fucking day, what happened" keigo asked me pulling my phone away from me as we were getting ready for the 4th night.
"None of your fucking bees wax" I said snatching my phone back off him.
"Let's just hurry up and go I've got an appointment to catch" keigo said picking me up so he could fly us to the bar we went to last time.

As he dropped me off I spotted miruko. I walked over to her and slung an arm around her waist. "Oh hello baby carrot" she greeted kissing me happily. "Hey Bun bun" I replied with a smirk. "You wanna get some booze and dip" she asked me tracing shapes on my thighs. "You know me so well" I said slipping my hands under her dress to feel up her muscular body. She let out a small moan before glaring at me.

Time skip

I watched as rumi came to her orgasm, "Your gorgeous" I said panting slightly. "So a-are *puff* you" she replied still coming down from her climax. "I know who you are, rumi" I said with a sad sigh. "And who is that" rumi asked laying on my bare chest. "Miruko" I said looking away from her. "W-what that's crazy, I'm definitely not her" rumi said sitting up. "I haven't been honest either, I'm (y/n) takami, aka blue bird" I said taking her chin in my hands.

"Your a hero!" She yelled swatting away my hand. "Listen rumi, I was here to capture you but after being-" I said, trying to explain myself. "YOU WHAT" she yelled getting up to grab her clothes. "Hey I had to!" I yelled back. "You lied to me" she said with a hurt look. "I had to and I don't want to capture you! I-I love you, rumi" I said standing up to prove my point.

"Is that another lie! Get your fucking clothes on and get out" she yelled turning away from me, I think she was crying. I looked down and quickly got dressed. "I'm not lying, I love you" I said placing a hand on her shoulder. She shrugged me off, "get out" she said her voice cracking slightly.