The Love Debate // Jamilton

Dead girl walking😏

Thomas and Alex were enemy roommates. It was the first day of college and they left for professor snakes class.

"Good afternoon, class." Snake said in his deep monotoned voice.

Alex sat in the back next to his best friend, John Laurens, when Thomas strut into the room five minutes late with burr and Madison.

"Mr. Jefferson, Mr. Burr, Mr. Madison, late again." Professor Snake growled.

Jefferson just smirked and walked to the seat next to Madison.

"So, welcome to debate. Each of you will need a partner for the entire year."

Everyone turned to their friends and started talking.

"NAO SHUT THE CRAP UP I AM PICKING YAUR PARTNERS." Snake screeched across the room.

Everyone sat up and listened carefully. Except for Tommy. He didn't care.

Snake spoke again, "Burr, you're with Laurens..."

Laurens barked and went to sit with burr.

"...Peggy and Maria, Angelica and Madison, Eliza and seabury, Jefferson and Hamilton."

Alex's eyes widened as he looked down to see Jefferson with a scowl on his face. He slowly got up and strut over to Alex.

Alex looked at him in disgust. Thomas turned to him.

"Yuh know, this could be just what we needed, hammycakes."

WTC?

After snake finally finished his speech, he instructed us on what our first debate topic would be.

"For your first debate you are going to argue why peetards are bad for the earth. One of you will be for, and one will be against. You decide."

Alex turned to Thomas, "ugh. I guess I'll be against. I hate those things."

Thomas smirked , "ok, hammycakes."

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A couple days later was the day of the debate.

"Ok first up we have Washington and Don don."

They went up to the front and debated pretty well. Only, Washington's argument was way stronger.

Everyone voted for dada Washington to win.

"Next is Hamilton and Jefferson."

Hamilton went first, "I think peetards should be banished from the earth because they are dangerous, creepy, and stank like crap."

Jefferson went next, "um, are you forgetting the treaty of peetardness?"

Hamilton gasped, "the what?"

Jefferson smirked, "In 1814 president Daveed Diggs signed a treaty with queen peetard, Kaylon, that allowed peetards to stay on our new land in exchange for their pee. Their pee has been proven to cure various diseases and cancers. They are valuable to our country and it's economy."

The entire class and Professor snake clapped.

"I think Jefferson wins this round."

Alex was still mad. He wanted to win.

"Oh yeah, well did you learn in school that queen kaylon also CRAPPED?"

The class gasped. Everyone knows that peetard crap is incredibly poisonous. It whipped out almost the entire us population in 2020.