lesson one

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UNITE.

nct 2020

KUN:
❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

TAEYONG:
um
what

YANGYANG:
my guy doesn't know how to use an android bc he's a boomer so he's just spamming random emojis
as if he'll gain anything out of it what a loser

KUN:
👹👹👹

YANGYANG:
oh yeah
he also uses three emojis for some reason
so it looks more aggressive

TAEYONG:
kun
you have a long way to go yet

JAEMIN:
i just got out of my drama class
and i see the bathrooms being vandalised

'neo culture shitology'
- i wrote this,
signed na jaemin
then some DODO
COUGH MARK COUGH
ACTUALLY THINKS I WOULD DO THAT
actually no i would do that
BUT I WOULDNT SIGN MY NAME
NOW I HAVE DETENTION
THANKS COCONUT HEAD

MARK:
sHUT UP
YOU WOULD DEFINITELY SIGN AFTER YOU VANDALISED
SO I TOLD OFF YOU
i'm a good boy ok

JAEMIN:
ok fucking buzzkill

TAEYONG:
ok so if it wasn't jaemin
then who was it

JAEMIN:
who do u think hyung
WHO WOULD PUT THE BLAME ON ME

TAEYONG:
uhhh
all of us
actually

JAEMIN:
ok i see how it is

RENJUN:
do u really tho??
ur too thick in the head to understand almost anything we say

JAEMIN:
GEE THANKS

MARK:
i agree with renjun

JAEMIN:
shut up straight boy
no oNE ASKED YOU MF

MARK:
YEAH
WELL
IDGAF

JAEMIN:
NEITHER DO I

MARK:
DID I ASK

JAEMIN:
I JUST SAID IDGAF

LUCAS:
GUYS STOP USING CAPS
ITS SCARY

JAEMIN:
,,
hyung

MARK:
forget about jaemin being too thick in the head
this guy probably doesn't even have a brain in there

DONGHYUCK:
wtf happened to the restroom

JAEMIN:
Y O U
YOU HAPPENED
OKAY WE GET THAT UR BAD AT ART AND ALL
BUT U DONT NEED TO MESS UP THE BATHROOMS WITH UR POOR ART SKILLS

DONGHYUCK:
STFU ATLEAST I CAN BULLY MARK WITHOUT HIM PUTTING UP A FIGHT
sometimes that is

MARK:
wHAT??
FUCK OFF YES I DO PUT UP A FIGHT

DONGHYUCK:
YEAH
AND THATS RARERLY

JAEMIN:
u two argue like an old married couple

RENJUN:
practically are

DONGHYUCK:
suck ur mom with a paper straw

KUN:
🤬🤬🤬

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