uh plot twist- chapter 2

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hold on i forgot where we ended last time btw these are one shots

okay so basically after everyone stopped shagging lena creid and sang nobody by mitski because shes an emo

NEW CHARACTER!!!!

isabella breaks down ellas door

ella: oi that door was quite expensife actualy

isabella: oh okay soz ig

ella: twat

isabella: *gasp* fucking homophob and raesist *she smacks ella in the face and spits on her* colonizer

iris and erin: damnnn kinky bastards!!!

isabella and ella aknowledge that and suddenly shag.

iris: what

lena: omg why is the colonizer shagging a colombian

grace: you know what i agree why is this happeneing 

lucinda: kinkybop

erin: shut the fuck up 4 eyes *snaps glasses*

isabella suddenly stops shagging ella and over powers erin for making fun of a fellow blind person

erin: oh

isabella: YAH BITCH IRIS LIKES TO SHAG GRACE XX NO IM SORRY I MEANT O I HATE LENA

lena: rude bitch no wonder you got colonized

iris: stfu we got colonized too

lena: oh yeah-

grace: you know what

erin: WAIT YOU WANT A ROUND 2??!!!!

grace: bitch that wasnt what i wanted to say but fuck it sure

iris: what

erin drags grace into a random dolphine centre cubicle and shags her

iris: how did they get to dolphin when we're at ellas...shack

ella: rude slag

iris and lena: whore lol

ella cries and isabella laughs-

isabella: yo coochie stank anyways

ella; dude tf 

*5 hours later after assulting drunk middle aged men for staring*

erin: were back :D

grace finally shows up looking sticky and sweaty

everyone but grace and erin: tf you do to her iris likes to shag grace omg

erin: IDK WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT AHAH

grace: erin stfu :(

erin: me never

iris; whoppa

everyone: ok

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