Melanie Martinez Stuff?!

First day

*sidenotes*: Hey besties so um I don't know what this is, but you shouldn't need to put up with this trashy story. Ok bye

Crybaby's POV:

I stepped out of the school bus that me and my best friend Angelita literally just made fall from the sky. Cue the bus driver being a perv. Yeah, I see you, asshole. Get your eyes away from my skirt. This girl shoved past me, and knocked me to the ground. "Get out of my way, bitch" I looked up at her. She was beautiful in that disgusting barbie way. "Watch yourself" I said "You might break your DeLiCaTe LiTtLe HanDs if you push me one more time" The girl rolled her eyes "Keep talking and I'll break your NECK" she sneered "Who are you, anyways" I asked "Kelly" She said, smirking at me "So why'd you wanna know?" I don't know why, but I got TrIgGeReD "Watch out, Kelly" I muttered under my breath "Plastic melts" Kelly flipped her hideously flawless hair and walked away.  I just started after her. Angelita laughed "You want her asf" she said. I mean, I didn't deny it. Kelly was such a SuSsY bAkA after all. I knew she didn't think I was, though. 

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Kelly's POV: 

"Why is crybaby such a SuSsY bAkA?! I want her asf. Ok well I know she's kinda sEgGsY but I have Brendon ok? He's very loyal and will beat a bitch if I make him. And yes, maybe he has cheated on me multiple times, and yes, maybe he does have threesomes with his best friend and the principal...um....yeah I think I'll try Crybaby. I can't let her know though, I've got to be even more toxic than I usually am, then she'll never find out" I was interrupted by one of my idiotic friends, Lucy. She touched me to get my attention. Nasty. I don't need her germs. "Ew, Lucy. We talked about this. Hands off" Lucy pretended to be sorry :/ "Sorry, Kelly, but isn't that Crybaby....right behind you?" I felt a tap on my should. oH sOn Of A bIsCuIt EaTeR pLs nOoO.

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Crybaby's POV: 

"I'm HaViNg A cRiSiS" I yelled into the phone. "If you don't calm down-" Celeste snarled from the other side of the phone. "Ok ok...I THINK KELLY LIKES ME?". I could almost see Celeste's eyeroll "She probably thinks ur a hot SuSsY bAkA, crybaby" okokokokok. "CELESTE YOU'RE NOT HELPING" I cried. I hung up. We got called in to the main hall by our failure of a principal. "You bitches will be taken to your dorms. Lights out by whenever, not our fault if you get no sleep and die" a shiver went down my spine "Um..it's okay" said Angelita "We'll obviously get the same dorm." The principal took out a list "I've selected people you all hate to share dorms with you" Angelita frowned "I don't think that's good" She was observant that way. "Magnolia and Lucy" Lucy tried for a small smile. Magnolia gave her the finger. "Off to a great start" I muttered. "Angelita and BrEnDoN" Kelly threw a fit, of course "Crybaby and....." Celeste, celeste, celeste, PLEASE CELESTE "...Kelly" Kelly and I turned to look at each other. Kelly smirked. OHGODPLSHELPME. Our dorm was a 3 room thing. Main room. My room. Kelly's room. As soon as we got to our dorm Kelly pinned me up against a wall. I bit my lip. Kelly looked at me funny. "What are you doing, you little SuSsY bAkA?" I bit my lip harder. Hard enough to draw blood "Um are you gonna kiss me or something?" Kelly instantly dropped me and stomped on me "WHAT NO" oh shit did I mess up? "I was gonna punch you or something because Lucy's stuck with your stupid friend." My face bUrNeD and I ran to my room to avoid HuMiLiAtIoN. After a couple minutes of mentally killing myself there was a knock at my door "GO AWAY, KELLY" I yelled "IN YOUR DREAMS, DUMBASS" Kelly opened the door anyways. "Sorry" Kelly said "wHaT" "Sorry you thought I was gonna kiss you" smirked Kelly. Then she closed the door. Uh...good enough? Huh. Maybe we did have a tiny shot? As if she could read minds, Kelly opened the door again "YoU wIsH" she said.