Hello Y/n *eats mother*
Y/n: you need a ride?
Me 🧨🎲😈🚈: hot.
Y/n:snap out of it
Me / hot girl sus:Will you please give me a ride hottie
Y/n: yeah hop in! 🥰😍😈
Me: *puts legs on u*
Me:*offers to drive*
Y/n: sure hottie
Me: okay you come over here and I will go to the driver's seat
Y/n: okay
Y/n: Stops me and pins me to the car
Me 😈😍🙄: you are so gay *eats you*
Story over because we where the last ppl on earth and I ate u.
