Fairytale Screwed (Toothcup)

Fairytale Screwed

Summary: An accidental kidnapping of royalty turns into so much more as Hiccup and Toothless begin to fall for each other. (Fairytale AU/Toothcup) (Multiple LEMONS)

Disclaimer: We own nothing but our own OCs. HTTYD is copyright to Cressida Cowell and Dean Deblois.

AN: This is a collaboration between NightstarFury and Vala411. This is basically what happens when both of us are drunk. The pairing in this story is Toothcup and features several lemons. Read at your own risk. You have been warned. Now onto the fun! Enjoy!

Once upon a time, in the verdant island kingdom of Berk there was a Prince that was to be wed to a Princess. The Prince was a lanky auburn-haired man but he didn't lack muscles. He was lean and unbeknownst to him he had many female eyes on him, and some male though, they were more discreet about it. The Princess he was to marry was a feisty blonde who excluded an aura of confidence. She seemed much more suited to be a General on the battlefiel-"EXCUSE ME!"

The narration stopped and panned instead to said Prince who was being carried off in the clutches of a black dragon. "Hiya... Hiccup here. Just one question. What the hell is going on?!?!"

"You would know that if I wasn't so rudely interrupted," The female narrator huffed.

"I'm about to get eaten by a dragon. I think I have cause for worry." The Prince said rather surly and then gulped as the paws holding him tightened a bit.

"You're not going to get eaten," The narrator huffed but then turned to the dragon that was still in mid-flight "He's not going to get eaten, right?"

"We'll see," The dragon muttered and then chuckled at the Prince's baffled look.

"You can talk??! How?!" Hiccup questioned but he was met with silence.

"Carry on narrator. I haven't been introduced yet," Said dragon stated while holding his prideful head up mid-flight.

"Right, where were we," The narrator mumbled while ignoring Hiccup's pout. "Ah yes...," It was a most auspicious day in the Kingdom of Berk. Today was when Prince Hiccup met Princess Astrid, his betrothed. His life-long partner, and they absolutely hated each other.

"Dad, please reconsider this!" Hiccup begged after meeting the Princess. "I'm not the only one that feels this way."

"Well it wouldn't have come to this if you had chosen a bride before your 21st birthday son. You know the law. Neither you nor Princess Astrid were enfianced."

"That doesn't mean we should be engaged to each other!" Hiccup groaned. He then turned to the Princess who was also in the throne room, standing with her arms crossed. "Help me out here!" He hissed at her.

"Sir, if I may," Astrid spoke up. "For once I am in agreement with Prince Hiccup. We simply aren't a good match. So far we've fought about everything, and I mean everything. He seems like a nice guy but he's not for me."

"I can't change the law decided by the Council of Monarchs!" Stoick bellowed. "You, Princess Astrid beat up all of your suitors until there were none left and you son haven't even tried to get into a relationship!"

"But I'm not 21 yet, dad! There's still time!" Hiccup grumbled.

"You have five days and I highly doubt that your soulmate is going to fall out of the sky!" The King muttered just before the mosaic windows in the throne room broke with an impressive shatter. Those in attendance in the room quickly hunkered down as a reptilian shape filled the room. It was first a black blur but then it became more defined. Bat-like wings could be seen as four paws stuck a crouching landing. The creature was a dragon, a myth, a legend of yore, and it was currently in their throne room. The dragon's green eyes roamed around the room until they set eyes on the Princess. The sleek body moved effortlessly to its target. Weaving through the chaos the dragon finally stood before Lady Astrid who stared down at him without trepidation. Or at least she tried to, the Princess and the dragon were almost eye level because while powerful this dragon was also really really... short.