The Break In

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Gil's family was just coming home from Wall-Mart. Gil had got a new Open Season dvd, and they all planned on watching it that night.

"Daddy, can I ask you a question?" asked Gil

"BABIES COME FROM THE BABY STORE!" said Gillo

"No, not that daddy. How did you and mommy meet?"

"Oh, at a Willie Nelson concert."

"Did you guys kiiiiiiiiiss?" Gil asked

"(Little more than that) AHEM! Uh yeah." said Gillo

Then, they arrived at the house, and Bubble Puppy, who was still with them started barking while facing the house.

"Stay in the truck guys. Something DEFINATLEY ain't right here." said Gillo getting his hand gun from the side of the door.

He then slowly swam to the door, which had been forced open, and closed.

He quietly opened it, swam in a bit, using his Marine training, crouched behind the big kitchen counter. A lobster in all black clothing had his back turned.

"Sweet Neptune, Lord help me!" Gillo said to himself, and rose

"Don't even turn around or I'll blow your brains out you crustaceous crook! Drop the bag, and lay on the floor!"

The lobster IMMEDIATELY complied, and laid on the floor. Gillo then called 911.

"Bubbletuckey 911, what's your emergency"

"I caught a lobster in my house ransacking the place, and I have him at gunpoint on the the floor!"

"Ok, what's the address sir?"

He gives it.

"Ok, now sir, did you come home to him in your house?"

"Yep."

"Alright, sir. Officers are on your way. Remember to not shoot him unless he tries to attack or get up."

"Sure."

Officer Miranda and two other lobster officers arrived, and Gillo got off the robber.

"BTPD! PUT YOUR CLAWS BEHIND YOUR BACK!" said Officer Miranda

He complied.

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to an Attourney. If. You can not afford one, one will be appointed to you free of charge. If you decide to answer questions now without a lawyer present, you have the right to stop answering at any time."

"Sir do you have any guns? Anything to poke me, stick me, stab me, or make me mad?"

"I have a sawn-off shotgun in my jacket." he admitted

She patted him down, and confirmed it. They got statements, and left.

Gillo swam to the truck, and they got out.

"Oh thank Neptune you're ok! I thought you would be killed!" Gilla began crying

"Hey, now then, I'm alright hun. We ALL are." He said hugging her.

"You okay bud?"

"DADDEHEHE!" Gil cried swimming towards him, and "jumping" into his arms.

"It's ok buddy."

Then, they all went inside. Luckily, nothing was really a mess. Gillo fixed the door, they watched Open Season, and went to bed.

Gil had a nightmare. He kept seeing his daddy bloody and well, for lack of a better term, "separated".

"DADDY NO PLEASE!"

Gillo and Gilla rushed in.

"DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, DADDY!" Gil desperately called half asleep.

"Gil, wake up! It's daddy!"

Gil shot awake and rushed to Gillo's arms, crying into his chest.

"Shh shh shh, I'm here now. It's okay." he soothed "can you tell daddy what happened?

"I-saw-you-dead-and stuhuhuff!"

"Oh, I'm ok. I'm tough as nails. I was a Marine. It takes a lot, I mean A LOT to take us out."

"Can I stay with you guys? I'm scared!"

"Of course you can. Come here ya little butt!"

And so, Gil slept with his parents for the rest of the night.

The End

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