*BAU Family Groupchat*
Emily: Hey baby
Emily: Shit wrong chat
JJ: Wait what?
JJ: Please tell me that was meant for me Em
Emily: Of course hun you can even check my phone if you want
JJ: No I trust you, Emmy
Hotch: Are we going to keep beating around the bush or are you two gonna come out already?
Emily: Hello, it is I, your favorite resident lesbian
JJ: Bi :)
Hotch: Anyone else want to come out while we're here?
Penelope: Pan💗💛💙
Spencer: ...
Derek: ...
Rossi: Spencer? Derek?
Spencer: Um bi and I use he/they pronouns...
*Spencer has left BAU Family Groupchat*
Derek: 👫👬
Emily: You're bi?
Derek: Yup
Rossi: Well I'm extremely proud of all of you.
Hotch: I love you, my children
JJ: 💛
Penelope: 💖
Emily: We love you, mother and father!
Derek: Thank you, mom and dad!
Rossi: Back to JJ and Emily, just try to remain professional around Strauss
JJ: Will do
Emily: *The wicked witch of the west
Hotch: Emily, we all dislike her, but please try to be nice
Emily: No<3
Rossi: Fair
Hotch: Alright, let's get back to work
*Two days later, no longer in the group chat*
Derek, JJ, Emily, and Penelope were all sitting around a small, circular table in the mini kitchen, drinking coffee. Somehow, the conversation from the group chat came up.
"Spencer seemed a little off after they came out two days ago," Penelope brought up.
"If by 'a little off' you mean completely left, then yeah, he was off," Emily chuckled.
Derek was in his own head, and his mind was wandering everywhere. He was thinking about how he has a chance of Spencer liking him as more than friends. He was thinking about if Spencer was still comfortable being called Pretty Boy. He was thinking about why Spencer took yesterday and today off work. Spencer loves his job, he always was working on files in his free time, taking away files from his friends' desks so he had something to do. He never took time off work, even when he was ill. When he was sick, he still came into work and would sit at his desk trying to get things done, but Hotch always sent him home to rest. He was thinking if Reid would want to see him. Would want to talk about what's bugging him? He was thinking about how beautiful Spencer is. His gold curls. His coffee-brown eyes. His soft, luscious, pink li-
"Earth to Derek Morgan!" Penelope said loudly whilst snapping her fingers in front of Derek's face.
"Hmm?" He hummed back in confusion.
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Criminal Minds One-Shots
FanfictionOne-shots from the show Criminal Minds! I don't own the characters, but I own the scenes. Will include: - Fluff - BAU Family - Holiday/Birthday Celebrations - Probably Some Platonic Stuff Ships include: - Moreid (Morgan + Reid) - Jemily (JJ + Emily)...