The Gamer in the Uchiha

Chapter 1:Reincarnated

Hey... What do you feel before you die...? Me?... It hurt goddamn it!... It hurts because how I died was stabbed by a knife in my balls. Why my balls? Because the fucking person who has killed me was a crazy woman that had a phobia of d**k.

By the way... My name is Kazuki Soma and thanks to God for giving me a lot of IQ during my life, the life that has just ended this morning.

Well, that doesn't matter. I don't care if I died, even the truth is... I'm glad. As you know, even if I had high IQ, my life was filled with loneliness. During my childhood, I was capped as a strange and cold boy, introvert, and also I just considered 'friends' as tools to achieve my goals. My friends were always scared of me at school, they always kept their distances from me. At home, I was more like a 'forgotten' son. My father never saw me as his son. My mother would always insult me when I tried to talk with her like, 'What are you doing stupid?!' or 'You're just a burden in my life!' or 'Get out of my sight!'. And lastly, my brother was like my father, as for my sisters, well I'm glad that they're different, rather than following our parents' example. They always considered me as their older brother and of course, they're doing this in secret ways. Let's just say that they're brocons. Oh! I forgot to tell you that my sisters were not tied in blood because of our father. My real father had died when I attended elementary school.

Later on in life, around the time that I reached high school, this was when I got Marie Antoinette Syndrome. It was also when I was kicked out of the home. My sisters tried to protect me, but they can't. So, because they're brocons, they've come with me secretly. After that I got a job as a programmer in a very big company, yes, besides goes to school and study I also working at the same time. Because of my 'genius' trait, I was promoted, promoted, promoted, kept like that until I was the director of the company... YEAH! I got a lot of money, got a nice home, car, motorcycles, and bed. After that, in a night I had special moments in that time. The night where I was the one who fucked my own sisters taking their virginity, and they're pregnant too... and...

Oh, right! Let's get back to the story! Got sidetracked there for a moment...

Right now, I am stuck in a dark place. To my confusion, there was a box here. Imagine that. A box in a place like this?

Because of my curiosity, I took the box...

*fading effect with light*

Holy shit, that box was going through my body!

Well, that doesn't matter, I don't have a body anymore.

[Greetings, and welcome to the afterlife, please select one of the options:
-Heaven
-Hell
-Reincarnated]

What the hell is this, a voice in my head? Ah... I'll just choose something... Hmm, heaven sounds good, the second option, of course, a very big NO you shitty box! Why the hell would I wanna go to Hell, to meet Hades!? In the end, I choose the third option.

[Reincarnation option selected.]

[Searching for a comfortable world... 100%
Result: Naruto World (Very Rare, almost impossible.)
Naruto World is a world with Chakra. The world has been in turmoil because the Gods were leaving this world for unknown purposes.)]

What the fuck? Oi you shitty d**ldo box! Do you even know what comfortable means! I'm a peace-loving guy! What makes you think that a ninja world is good for me?!

[Searching timeline.... 100%
Result: Naruto & Sasuke timeline]

Oh... well, I don't care anymore... Besides, I think living in the Naruto world will be fun, because then I can kick Sasuke's butt whenever I want... hehe...
If you want to know about the other things from me, in my previous life I was an OTAKU... yes, an OTAKU with an IQ that reached over 180.