The Love for an Imp

Murder Family

Yes this will be following the episodes on YouTube. Credit goes to Viv!

I was sitting at the desk with Millie and Moxie. Moxie was practicing his aim, but he was shaking. "Moxie, stop shaking. You're gonna shoot our only Hellhound." Millie said as Luna was holding the picture while laying on the couch, texting on her phone. "Wow. I feel so loved here." Luna said sarcastically with an eye roll.

"Hey, girl. You know I do." I said with a smile as she glanced at me with a small smile. "Just take a deep breath and let it out." Mille said as I pulled out my pocket knife to polish it. "But it's a family! Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?" Moxie asked as I shrugged. "I mean, if that's what the client wants." I said and walked over by the door to Blitzo's office.

I stuck my knife in the wooden doorway. "Maybe like a shitty dad (then come get mine and set him straight please) or a mob family. That understandable. But to eradicate an entire innocent, seeming in this instance, upper-middle class family bloodline?" Moxie asked as Luna sat up and looked at the picture.

"Hey! You don't know they're innocent. This kid could light dogs on fire. This girl probably gets off on bullying Australian kids online. And this guy, this guy definitely watches." She explained pointing them out. "Exactly! Humans are fully of secret nasties. It's why so many end up here." Mille said as she walked to his other side.

"But-" "Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox. Killing people we're paid to is our business. Shoot the target." Millie said, squishing his face before kissing his cheek and let him go. "I just think it's a bit excessive. We could be a bit more selective is all." He said and aimed at the picture again. "Guys, I want you to meet-" Blitzo slammed his door open, scaring Moxie to shoot the arrow as it bounced around.

I quickly caught it before it could hit the client. "Our newest client." Blitzo continued with a nervous smile before leaning over. "Thanks, dear. That was close. This client is a bit of a bitch." He whispered as the fish tank fell over, letting the eels fall out and become electric. The place lit on fire once the water in the outlets. "Damn it, Moxie! I just bought those eels!" Blitzo shouted as Luna called the fire department.

"Don't worry, Blitzo. I'll buy you some more." I said and patted his shoulder before walking out with them as the fireman showed up. Blitzo told us our client's story as we waited for the fire to be taken care of. "Bye and don't worry, we'll get that skank in less than 24 hours or your first kill is free!" He said as her taxi drove off. "When did we start implementing that deal?" Moxie asked as I held my hands behind my back.

"When you set fire to my office in front of a client, you fucking dipshit! Now, please someone tell me that fancy book is still in tact!" Blitzo shouted as he was pissed. "You mean our only ticket to the other side? Yeah, got it." I said with a smile as Luna pulled out the book with a smirk.

"And that's why you two are my favorite. You guys get a treat now." He said and ruffled my hair before holding out a dog treat for Luna. "Ew, stop." She said as he tossed it up and ate it himself. "You're so gross!" Luna exclaimed, opening the book as I made a face with a giggle. "Awe, stop. I get enough of that from my therapist." Blitzo said as Millie opened the portal to the human world.

"Now, let's go lick some ass!" He said as we walked to the portal. "The expression is 'kick some ass', Blitzo." I said, walking in with a smirk as my tail dragged under his chin. "Mine's better." He said as everyone followed in. We looked at a small house with a brown fence around a big yard. We hid in a bush as Millie and I kept look out before a gun shot went off. Blitzo and Moxie started to go at it as I sighed with Millie.

There was a gunshot as a hole appear through the house, hitting Blitzo in the arm. "A new hole! Scatter!" Blitzo said as we all took off. Everyone, except Moxie. Blitzo and I ran from the psycho bitch. We dodged bullets and hid behind a tree. He held his arm in pain as I took off one of my fingerless gloves and tied it around his arm. He nodded in thanks when his phone started going off.