-Harry changes his profile picture to the lightning thief-
Hermione: Harry, I never knew you actually liked Percy Jackson
Harry: The hell I don't. HE STOLE MY FAME!
Hermione: How?
-Ron logs on-
Ron: Don't you get it Hermione? That goddamned Percy was the Lightning thief, and all because of Harry' scar, people think Harry stole it.
Hermione: (shakes head) Stupid Demigod believe anything.
Harry: (swears)
Ron: Harry, clam down Should I do a curse of bogies on him.
Harry: For the love of-
Hermione: WAIT! DON'T
Harry and Ron: Why?
Hermione: (clears throat) Because.
Harry: (rolls eyes)
Ron: (laughs) Because you think they'll send Kronos or Hydra's at us?
Harry: Well, somebody knows about the enemy.
Ron: (blushes) Hold your horses Harry. Don't worry Hermione. We have the handy Killing curse, Appendix Curse, Aguamenti Curse, Alohoamora, (goes on)
Hermione: You just... can't
Harry: What do you fancy him or something Hermione?
Ron: the Babbling curse, the Bedazzling Hex, OH AND THE CRUCIATIS CURSE- wait what?
Hermione: Fine. Yes I do Harry. I really like his sea-green eyes.
Harry: WHAT! HERMIONE!!
Ron: (barfs) dont u like mine?
Hermione: .....
Harry: I have green eyes too!
Ron: I remember! He has green eyes as a fresh pickled toad.
Harry: Ron you ************************
Ron: Chill HARRY!
Hermione: sea- green Harry. But not that you're not good looking.
Ron: FIRST THAT SEAWEED MUTT, NOW HARRY!
Harry: You forgot Victor Krum.
Hermione: Come to think of it, I never called Victor in a long ti-
-Victor Krum logs on-
Harry: (wearily) no need
Victor: How are you my gorgeous Hermininny?
Harry and Ron: UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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