Laura's Misfortunes

29-Laura's Ex!

John and Trey sat on John's bed. John was playing on his nintendo switch.

Trey took a sip of his soda as John was in a battle. John died causing him to angrily throw the controller at the wall. Trey took another sip as John began talking. "*exasperated sigh* I miss Laura..." Trey quickly spit out the soda, choking. His eyes were widened in horror and confusion.

"What do you mean, 'I miss Laura'...?! You were with her a couple of hours ago-right before I came to your house-" "not that way...! I mean...as partners...☺😞" "....EXCUUUSSSEEEE ME?? W-WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"

"..hm...Trey, do you still like Laura..?" "No, she's crazy..I don't know what got into me.." "Oh, that's great! I was longing to hear that-I've been trying to get back together with her for a long time but after seeing how you guys got married in the future...I just started feeling quite...lonely...and left out...discouraged....AND DEAD INSIDE!!! TREY MY SELF ESTEEM HAD HIT ROCK BOTTOM!" "...Joh-"

"Y'know she is a bad kisser too" "JOHN, WHAT THE HECK-" "BUT OHHHH I MISS HER SO MUCH! ALL HER WARM HUGS! AND HER TERRIBLE KISSES!!!" "JOHN-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOU-ARE YOU GOOD?!"

"Of course I am! 😃I just wish me and Laura got back together like old times-we used to date..." "..." Trey had almost fainted.

"See...it all started at summer camp..the last year of middle school..."

"We went to the same school but had never encountered one another...oh..fate was petty at the time! It was only at summer camp..that we had found each other...👏😊
She was actually an extremely shy girl"

"👁👄👁...is that so...?" "YEA! WE HAD BEEN ON EACH OTHERS TEAM FOR THIS GAME AND STARTED TO BECOME FRIENDS! SLOWLY, I BROUGHT HER OUT OF HER SHELL AND...AND I LOVED IT..!" "👀"

"I mean...I found her attractive shy but when...WHEN SHE CAME OUT OF HER SHELL...I JUST COULDN'T CONTAIN MYSELF ANYMORE!! I FOUND IT SO ATTRACTING! HER ATTITUDE WAS JUST ON POINT-I LOVE IT! I COULDN'T GET ENOUGH OF HER CRAZY EGO I WAS SO IN LOVE!!!!!!!"

"JOHN-" "I WANT HER BACK! I CAN'T GO ON WITHOUT HER! THAT SASSY MOOD OF HER'S IS SO ADDICTING, I COULD NEVER FORGET THE FEELING OF LUS-" "STOPPPPP" "what's wrong" "EVERYTHING! JUST STOP, PLEASE!!!"

"Awww...but the stories not done yet..." "..." "when I asked her out, she said yes and we dated for a while but...I noticed that she didn't seem as dedicated as me...these were the exact words said in our breakup..."

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"John, I no longer love you. Go away, you are annoying and incredibly boring. You being my boyfriend is preventing me from flirting with others and getting together with them. Andrew has been on my waiting list for months and you've been hogging me. Considering you are not going to share, I will break up with you. However, we can be friends..?"

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"I remember crying so much for many days-YEARS! WE WERE STILL FRIENDS AND ACTED LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED BUT I-I JUST CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE! I'M JUST SO TIRED OF THIS ACT! IT'S DEPRESSING ME!!! TREY, I CAN'T GO ON! I WANT HER LOVEEEE!!!!!!!!" John screamed.

"To this day! I still remember the face she gave me breaking up...so fiesty-I wanted it all to myself! Yet, ANDREW GOT IT ALL...SO I KIILLLEDDD HIM-" "Excuse you" "oh, I mean in the game..I'm not doing that in real life...I'm not going to jail..I mean...I would if there was no penalty bu-"

Trey looked at John in fear as he went to punch Trey in the shoulder, playfully. "Don't touch me!!!! M-mrs. EDWARDS! Y-YOU'RE SON...COME GET JOHN-HE WANNA KILL SOMEBODY!! M-RS. EDWARDS PLEASE COME NOW-" John wrapped an arm around his mouth.

"What are you doing?! I just invited Laura over! If she hears that-what do you think she'll think of me..?! G-get out my house! Before you ruin my only chance and I gotta kill you too!" "Happily! You're crazy!" Trey jumped out of the window as soon as Laura's car arrived in John's parking lot...