Harry: ...... So that's how you use a telephone Mr. Weasely
Mr. Weasley: Ah... But besides the pheleyphone, whats the idea of chexting on Lamebook
Harry: (groans)
-Mr. Weasley logs off-
-Ron logs on-
Harry: Hiy'a Ron
Ron: Hey mate.
Harry: Ron, do you know what is a laptop?
Ron: what's a fattop Harry? SPEAK ENGLISH!
Harry: a LAPTOP as in a device that has Internet, and you put on your lap.
Ron: Enternet?
Harry: (mutters)
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Harry: Ok Ron now I taught you, know use it.
Ron: OK
Ron: HELLOHARRYWASSUP?
-Hermione logs on-
Hermione: Er- Ron why are you writing in caps lock?
Ron: WHATISCAPSLOCKHERMIONE?
Harry: Don't worry Hermione. It's in the family blood.
Hermione: And you think I just noticed.
Ron: INTHENAMEOFVOLDEMORTWHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?
Harry: the usual
Hermione: Ron. Listen carefully. Theres a button on the left side and it says CAPS LOCK. now press that and type.
Ron: WHATSABUTTON?
Hermione: (shakes head) Now he really lost his mind
Harry: Must've been drinking
Ron: waithermioneigotit!
Harry: Thank goodness
Hermione: Now, space it out
Harry: wow Hermione I never knew you knew so much about this stuff
Hermione: I actually took a course on it. It was very suprising how the muggle world can develop
Ron: (rolls eyes) theregoesthelecture
Harry: Space bar Ron! On the keyboard? dOESN'T IT COME THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL THAT YOU DONT GET ANYTHING!?
Ron: whatsakeyboard?
Hermione: Land sake's Ronald.
-Hermione logs off-
-Harry logs off-
Ron: guys!youdidn'tanswermyquestion!
Ron:guys!!!!
-Harry logs on-
Harry: Ahem.. sorry Ron but .. I have to clean Hedwigs cage. See ya
Ron: (mutters) somehelptheyare
Ron logs off
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