✨Various x Reader One-Shots✨

𝚄𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 | 𝙻𝚘𝚔𝚒 | 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚕

"FUCK-" you cursed, being thrown in a portal you conjured. The injured doctor strange enters as well. You grab a nearby apple and Chuck it at him, he didn't dodge fast enough. "Most powerful witch in the realms and you throw an apple?" He mocks.

You glare and throw another, clipping your hands face and grabbed the item you were stealing from him and ditching. "YOU! Thief of elder- return the stolen item or be spite." thor threatens.

You stop and look at him. "I mean alright- can't argue with that. here," you say walking to him, glancing at the figure next to him. "SIKE!" you say, quickly glitching and teleporting away and booking it again.

a bolt of lightning struck in front of you, revealing thor again. "I already have a trickster to deal with, mortal," he says. "I believe that slot belongs to me," Loki says, teleporting next to you. you look at both of them before blankly punching thor in the jaw Hard.

Loki smirks, letting it happen. "oh what a tragedy, brother." he mocks. "I warned you, Midgaurdian." thor speaks. you just punch him again. he wipes the blood off his jaw and readies his hammer, "what was your name again?" you ask.

"Thor- god of thunder, and protector of all including the elderly," he says. "ah, okay. Excellent." you respond. "go ahead, carry on." you add as he isn't attacking you yet. he furrows his brows, "what are you playing at Midgaurdian?" thor asks. "you're such a pussy just do it." you mock.

Loki snickers before taking a step back. "i hope you don't mind, this is my brother's first example of heroics." thor says. "oh in that case." you say, thor attacks you. you summon a door with an alternate thors hand, grabbing the hammer.

it felt as if time stopped for the rest of the realm. "how- how did.." he stutters. you punch him again. "what was that?" Loki asks approaching you closer. you shrug your shoulders and grab the stolen item again before beginning to walk away.

The two brothers catch up with you, thor grabbing your shoulder, beginning to attack, you glitch and jump from behind and kick his back down, onto his knees.

you glitch back and mock "on your knees for me? Aren't you a god? Oh, have the tables turned!" you tease. Loki looks to his brother than you. "perhaps- we can come to an agreement. you and i." he says. "Oh please-" thor groans getting up.

you did find Loki extremely cute, but you didn't trust him because of that obviously. you just slapped thor as he got up, denting into the ground as you used the AU thor's hand. "Isn't he you're a brother or something? shouldn't you be 'spitting me too?" you ask.

"I've never met this man in my life." he lies. "huh. in that case," you say. "LOKI!" thor yells. "ignore him, I usually do. I need a way out of here, perhaps you could add some Asgardian treasures to that stash of stolen goods-hm?" he offers.

"I mean- I could just take it couldn't I?" you say, raising an eyebrow. he raises one as well. "well you'd haft to get past me, darling." he challenges. "so, a wager then?" you say, interested. "I win, you accompany me in my quest for the throne," he says. "And if I win?" you ask. "I don't bring you to the cells of Asgard." Loki says. "hm." you hum, then kicking him and beginning the fight.

he teleports behind you, but you quickly phase through him and sweep his feet. "you gonna kneel or what? Seems common for gods around here." you tease. "oh, you'll be the one kneeling, darling." he responds summoning a blade and coming at you, you dodge and block the blade with one of your own.