Oh The Lemon God Was True...

Meeting the Lemon God Himself

Ponk's POV
Ah it was such a lovely afternoon. I was chilling at the couch as one of my lovers were cooking and the other was hugging me.

I wanted to stay for a while but I gotta do the 'Lemon Sacrifice' to the Lemon Gods.

I gently pushed Foolish off of me and he gave me a sad expression, "D-did I squish you to far?"

I chuckled, "No Fooly, it's just time to the ritual to the Lemon Gods!"

Foolish's POV
I sigh...Ponk keeps doing these useless rituals to the 'Lemon Gods'. I just don't understand my lover at all. I mean I'm fine with it but it's starting to get to my nerves.

"Can't you just take a break?" I say, trying to make him stay

"No sorry" Ponk apoligized, "But the ritual won't do itself"

He got up, kissed me on my forehead, put his shoes on and left

I sigh as I stood next to the door way. I watch him leave into the distance. Once he was out of view I closed the door and went to the kitchen

Sam was there cooking dinner pretty early. I sat at the kitchen table, laying me head down

"Is something wrong?" Sam asked, slicing potatoes

"Ponk" I mumbled

"...Is he doing the ritual again?" Sam asked

"Yep" I say

"One day he's gonna realize that doing the 'ritual's' are a waste of time" Sam sighs, "But then again it's his life and it's not hurting anyone"

"Not physical but Mental" I groan in frusation, "It's gonna drive me crazy!"

Sam stayed quite, "Yeah but he'll grow out of it eventualy"

Ponk's POV
It's ritual time! Or what I like to call it Lemon time.

I went to my lemon orchard at when to the center of the orchard. There in the center was the first ever lemon tree I planted by my self. It was the most healthiest and tallest tree. It gave sweet lemon's to use

I sat in front of the tree and smiled under my mask. I bowed my head to pay respect and stood up.

I took out a yellow yarn string from my pocket and approched the tree. I spun around the tree and tied the string.

Once done I climbed the lemon tree, which I stuggled but managed after a while.

Once I plucked a lemon, I took out my pocket knife and cut it in half.

I went over to the tree and squeezed the yellow liquid onto the string.

"And done" I say, proud of the ritual I have completed

I was a bit tired for some reason and decided to take a break

I sat down next to the tree that I have done the ritual. I closed my eye's and drifted to sleep

{Time Skip}

I could feel someone staring at me, my eye's were closed shut, I was nervouse on who was looking at me when they spoke

"You know I can sense that your awake..."

I opened my eye's and blinked for a few times, and noticed a tall male figure...looking straight at me

"W-who are you?" I asked, confused and scared

Is this a new member of the SMP?

"Don't be afraid please...I don't think I have a name but you can refer to me as the Lemon God...You summoned me" He pointed at me, "And for that I am more than gratful...what's your name?"