a/n: happy fourth of july ! hope you guys have a great day (btw the group celebrated lauren and ally's birthday early and also fourth of july)
kyliejenner:
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cameela: mama als turned into daddy allysin
arianagrande: ALLY WAS SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT LMAOAOAOAOA
madisonbeer: ALLY YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DRINK OMG
allysus: CAMILA AND ARI TRICKED ME
cameela: no we didn't
arianagrande: yes
arianagrande: yes we did
arianagrande: we got her high first as allysin and then we offered her some drinks and she gladly accepted
cameela: ok yeah we did lmao
allysus: i mean i couldn't have been that drunk right?
billieeilish: girlll
billieeilish: you tied dinah's blanket onto your neck and ran around the house yelling "i'm superman"
kyliejenner: that's not even the best part
allysus: what was the best part?
laurenjauregui: 🌚
billieeilish: ally you jumped off of camila's roof saying "it's a bird, it's a plane, it's superman" and landed on you and mani's rental car
normani: SHE DID WHAT ?!
normani: HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?
billieeilish: you were making us vegan tacos while it happened 🥰🥰
dinahjane: i mean the party was dope i love drunk ally
laurenjauregui: I might've had fun last night, BUT CLEANING BILLIE'S VOMIT ON CAMZI AND I'S BED ISN'T FUN.
laurenjauregui: CAMILA WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING ME?
cameela: ...
cameela: i'm going to downtown rn with ari and madison srry bae 😇
arianagrande: we are?
cameela: ARI
arianagrande: OH
arianagrande: oh yeah sorry laurenza we're busy
madisonbeer: we aren't in downtown wtf both of you guys are in my room eating popsicles together
cameela: madison i hope you rot in hell
madisonbeer: why?
madisonbeer: wait
billieeilish: it takes her a minute to realize
dinahjane: ....
normani: 🤦🏻♀️
madisonbeer: OHHHHHH
normani: god you're so dumb, madison
madisonbeer: wow
madisonbeer: u know what ? i'm happy ally damaged your guys rental car, i'm not paying for any of the expenses
kyliejenner: i'll pay for them
normani: thank you
madisonbeer: kylie i will literally steal your girlfriend
kyliejenner: ari would never leave me, unlike you i know how to keep my girl satisfied 🤨
cameela: OOH
dinahjane: yay arguing
madisonbeer: SHE WOULD LEAVE YOU FOR ME THOUGH
kyliejenner: no she wouldn't
arianagrande: well um..
arianagrande: what do you have to offer?
madisonbeer: i'll flash you
laurenjauregui: DONT FLASH HER WHILE CAMILA'S IN THE ROOM WTF
arianagrande: OMG
cameela: SHE JUST FLASHED US
billieeilish: MADISON WTF
kyliejenner: I HATE YOU SO MUCH MADI
cameela: ARIANA DROPPED HER POPSICLE ON THE GROUND AND IT BROKE INTO CHUNKS AND WENT EVERYWHERE ON THE GROUND
arianagrande: I WASN'T EXPECTING MADI TO ACTUALLY FLASH US
madisonbeer: ;)
dinahjane: lauren we need a cleanup in madison & billie's room asap
laurenjauregui: I HATE YOU DINAH JANE
allysus: all you guys do is hate and hate on each other
allysus: why not show love instead?
billieeilish: ally.. do you even know who we are?
dinahjane: i was born to piss people off lmao
laurenjauregui: I was born to brutally murder blond chicks who are 5'8
dinahjane: ...
dinahjane: good thing i'm not blond
arianagrande: dinah no.. you are blond
dinahjane: oh..
cameela: stupid whore
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i'm glad we met // fifth harmony texting story
Fanfictioncamila's lesbian jesus.. lauren's the smart grammar freak.. normani's the hot one.. dinah's the prankster.. ally's jesus and satan in one body.. kylie's rich.. ariana's dumb.. madison's a bipolar bitch who starts arguments and likes drama.. and bill...
