Bayern Munich Group Chat

Chapter 3

RECAP :
NEUER : So how r we supposed to prove it to you that we are really Bayern Munich

MONICA : Follow me on Instagram I'm @moniccaaa

NEUER : SURE THING

NEUER : Wait a second ... Why does it say your name is Monica Reus?

MUSIALA : Wait Reus as in Marco Reus?

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MONICA : Yea..

NEUER : That's were I knew you from !

MONICA : LOL 😂

SÜLE : What does lol mean ?

MÜLLER : Oh god

HERNANDEZ : Any of you kind hearted, amazing guys would like to teach Nikalas Stuff so he can catch up with society

KIMMICH : It's means laughing out loud and I will be happy to volunteer 😁

LEWANDOWSKI : Hey Josh I thought you died

KIMMICH : Nah yk people have lives other then texting you all day

SANÉ : He's not wrong

MÜLLER : 🙄

LEWANDOWSKI : WANNA PLAY TRUTH AND DARE

DAVIES : Sure but first please pull out your caps locks from your keyboard

LEWANDOWSKI : HEY THOMAS TRUTH OR DARE ?

MÜLLER : DARE

LEWANDOWSKI : I DARE YOU TO ADD TIMO WERNER TO THE CHAT AND ASK HIM IF HE IS ALLERGIC TO GOAL SCORING

Müller added Timo Werner to the Chat

MÜLLER : Hey Timo

WERNER : Hey Thomas

MÜLLER : Are you Allergic to scoring goals?

WERNER : HEY THATS RUDE AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION I SCORED 10 GOALS THIS SEASON AND 8 ASSISTS

Werner left the chat

MÜLLER : That

LEWANDOWSKI: Was

MONICA : Unexpected

MÜLLER : ALR MANU I DARE YOU TO ADD TER STEGEN AND ADMIT THAT HE IS A BETTER GOALKEEPER AND HE DESERVES TO BE GERMANYS NO. 1 KEEPER

NEUER : HELL NO

MÜLLER : I DID MY DARE SO YOU HAVE TO DO YOURS

NEUER : OK FINE

Neuer added Ter Stegen to the chat

TER STEGEN: Hey Manu

NEUER : I have to admit something

TER STEGEN : What is it ?

NEUER : You are a better goalkeeper and you deserve to be Germany's No.1 Goalkeeper...

TER STEGEN : Ik this is a Prank

Ter Stegen left the chat

NEUER : ALR LEWA I DARE YOU TO ADD LIONEL MESSI AND ASK HIM HOW HE FEELS LIKE TO CARRY BARCELONA ALL BY HIMSELF

Lewandowski added Lionel Messi to the chat

LEWANDOWSKI : Hey Leo how does it feel like to carry Barcelona all by yourself

MESSI : ITS SO SAD YK , I NEED LUIS AND NEY NEY WAAAAA 😭 IM GOING TO DO EVERYTHING TO LEAVE BARCELONA THIS SEASON ITS HORRIBLE AROUND HERE ! I USED TO PLAY WITH A WORLD CLASS TEAM AND NOW ALL I HAVE IS BRAITHWATE AND DEMBELE

Messi left the chat

LEWANDOWSKI : .....

MÜLLER : I honestly feel bad for him

NEUER : Same..

ALABA : Y'all remember 8-2

NEUER : IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN 8-1 IF IT WASNT FOR YOUR OWN GOAL 🙄

ALABA : IT WASNT MY FAULT

DAVIES : It kinda was...

MONICA : Hey don't y'all have training right now?

FLICK : NEUER AND DAVIES GET UR BUTS ON THE FIELD YOU HAVE TRAINING

( So ik flick left Bayern but I still want him to be the Bayern coach 😁 )